What good are dead, ritualistic prayers of doubt and unbelief that produce nothing? God only honors prayers in the Spirit of God that are prayed in faith believing!
God gave us authority over this earth so it is up to us to bring God on the scene, and release His power into people’s lives to heal, restore, revive, and deliver! We are God’s ambassadors in this earth! We pray,and the power of God comes alive in us, and then when we speak His Word it is anointed and destroys the yoke of bondage, and causes people to go free!
The prayerless church is the powerless church. Have you noticed that those with a critical, judgmental spirit never have a Holy Spirit filled prayer life?! They love to criticize those who have the anointing, yet they themselves could not get a flea healed or delivered!
True Holy Ghost prayer causes us to have power with God and man! It is PREVAILING PRAYER, and the devil hates it because we are refusing to give up, and pray over everything, and GOD ANSWERS AND BRINGS THE ANSWERS NEEDED, AND BLASTS the devil’s works TO BITS!
So, this is a call to prayer where we stir ourselves to pray and intercede for others, and our nation, and the move of God all over the world! Loose others in the name of Jesus to receive the anointing that delivers! Bind all wicked spirits everywhere; in the atmosphere above, in the earth, and under the earth! Keep persisting in prayer for the fervent, effectual prayer of the righteous prevails MUCH! NEVER, EVER give up for what God promises we pray into performances! People will be saved, healed, delivered, and filled with the Holy Spirit, and God will be glorified!
We are praying for the “TURN AROUND” where whatever has been going on WILL be turned around for good by the power of the Holy Spirit!
Praise you Jesus for all you are going to do in our lives and others as we pray, intercede and give you praise!
Tack tack tack, tack tack tack, tacking all the way. Oh what fun it is to tack this on church doors today. Tack tack tack, tack tack tack, tacking all the way. Off I go to the AG church to tack the day away.
HO, HO, HO, AND AWAY WE GO! GREAT JOB! A TACKING FOR JESUS WE GO!
Ok…l don’t understand all this, but this hot shot singer knew everything l did to get myself messed up so l had to believe It was for real. I said “well, l know l can’t get spirit filled THAT’S for sure. Ooops. It happened. Now l have to eat my words.
Yes, indeed you must eat your words! God knows what He is doing and His MERCY is so FAR greater than all your past that it just swallows it up in the victory of Jesus when He rose from the dead for you! The gifts of the Spirit are so needed in this day, and thank God they are manifesting to help many! Cannot argue when only God showed someone what’s up! Enjoy your new life and pray in tongues every day, and you will build yourself up on your most holy faith, and pray perfect prayers that will help others and you! Thanks for the testimony! I pray for others who feel the way you did to be loosed and Spirit filled now in the name of Jesus!
Ok, so all I wanted to do was go lust after this singer. Just a simple night of fun. Ooops. Suddenly I have to repent as power starts filling up the auditorium and one by one everyone around him drops like a wet rag. Uh oh…time to repent from backsliding too, I mean, I might as well….before I get struck down or something. Then when the crowd finally thinned, I go to him at last and said “did you know that was going to happen? and if so you should warn people.” He just laughed at me and said “your just thinking about how you backslid 4 years ago when you went to Mardi Gras with the wrong guy and he got you into drugs and seances and tarot cards.” I said “Ok, PLEASE stop talking now. I’m getting VERY nervous.” And he said “No, actually, that’s demons in your flesh getting nervous. Now they can get nervous in dry places.” and he barely touched me and…yikes. Thunderbolts and lightning, but it felt good though. Hmmm…now I have to fix my car, boat, foundation, make a blueprint, learn to swim and stop dragging dead horses around? Seriously? Thank you, I think.
oops.. there goes the demons of backsliding …lust bites the dust…etc. as God just opened that backsliding can up with one pop and a few thunderbolts and lightening later and you have repented and been delivered from the mess! It is like a story I heard about a guy they pulled out of a river that he almost drowned in! Pulling him out of the river is like when we get saved… we get saved out of sin, but then like they said about this man..”We got him out of the river, now we have to get the river out of him”! There you have a simple picture of deliverance… We were saved out of the river (of sin), but then need to get the river (demons behind all the mess) out of our flesh! How important that is for the demons are the powers behind the sin! Some people have felt like they were being pulled, or driven by something invisible to the sin or degradation! Well, Praise God for you coming back to Jesus and being delivered, and thanks for sharing… it will bless others! Welcome,and enjoy the blog and getting everything fixed, and learning to swim and definitely stop dragging dead horses around! LOL, but really you will be very glad you did!(I know)… You are welcome for sure!
Isn’t anyone going to testify about the blond chic? Come ON, JBT, don’t be a jerk your WHOLE life.
Ok, I will tell the story about the blond. My teacher was singing that Amazing Grace song at the very end and when he got to the part where it says “I will forever lift my eyes to Calvary, to view the cross where Jesus died for me” he stopped right there midstream and he looked like he tried to start again and then just shook his head and stopped. And he just stayed quiet like he was waiting for something and we didn’t know what. And the whole place just got very quiet waiting to see what was going to happen and the silence just went on and on, it seemed like forever. Then he turned around to the audience and looked directly at this blond girl and they just kind of locked eyes and you could hear a pin drop and then she said “I’m her, I’m the one, it’s me” So whatever that meant, he seemed to know. And he went off the stage right to her and said something that no one else could hear because he was practically whispering in her ear, and everyone was straining to hear but of course we couldn’t, and that went on for awhile and then he hugged her and all of a sudden she was slain in the spirit and talking in tongues and glowing as bright as he was. Not sure what happened there but it was amazing because at the end much later in the parking lot her family was trying to pay him money for whatever happened with her, which of course he did not take, and some of them were sobbing and crying. It was just awesome. She even said he could tell it but he just did his usual trick of waiting until someone else does it. I think I will give him an F for this semester. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
O.K. I’m going to do a wild guess on part of what happened there… no promises on this one, but your teacher would have to tell it. I think MAYBE what MIGHT have happened was that she was so bad off, and at the end of it all, that she prayed a prayer of desperation that if God could help her that as a sign He would stop him in his song, and come to help her! Well, we will see if your teacher will grace us with his answer!? Thanks for posting this because it was a “special miracle” wasn’t it?! It is Amazing Grace! Never give up… God has the answer!
This is Lydia. There’s one person out there who knows exactly who I am. PLEASE come on and tell my testimony from your perspective. If it builds everyone else’s faith the way that experience built mine, you will be glad you did. I am truly asking that as a favor from one Christian to another. Please do it. I’m only alive because you listened to the Holy Spirit that night no matter who was watching, listening, judging or making assumptions. You didn’t care. You only cared about doing what He told you to do. Please, please come on here and tell it.
This is SO hard for me, you guys. But Lydia got me. I’m done. Here goes. I was on my way to the event, praying in tongues and God told me someone was coming who had no hope for her life at all because she was deceived into thinking her “fate” was sealed. She had a 10 year long drug addiction that started when she was 19 and escaped a satanist boyfriend and she turned to drugs to wipe out the memory of everything she saw and heard. She was addicted to serious drugs that even experts say there is no help for and the best you can hope for is “periods” of sobriety in between relapses. Not much of a life to look forward to when you’re only 29.
She was seeking help from multiple pastors and churches and was even prayed for by some very well-known preachers, who of course collected their fees, but nothing changed. Then she unfortunately ended up in an NAR church with a pastor out here who I know very well. He is a very controlling, nasty, mean-spirited person, and “prophesied” that if she fell off the wagon for the 20th time– which was where she was headed– that she would have sinned away God’s grace. I hate to interject anything of my own here, but if you are one of the many NAR trolls who regularly read this blog and try to hack it, I have a word for YOU: do not EVER tell ANYONE they’ve sinned their grace away. Only the Holy Spirit knows that. You’re crossing into territory where you don’t belong and it’s going to bring you MUCH harm if you keep it up. The man who told Lydia that lie would have been responsible for her death. Just let that sink in for a little bit.
Anyway, Lydia hit the 20th fall from the wagon and decided that that weekend she would just go on a never-ending bender until it was all over. Her thoughts were “if it’s over, it’s over, I might as well die happy and get prayed out of purgatory later.” ( Yeah, NAR people believe in purgatory now.) So she came that night with her family, just to make them happy. I knew all this by the time I got there, but I had no idea what she looked like or where she’d be. I only knew that I was supposed to stop singing when I felt compelled to stop and He would do the rest.
I don’t remember exactly where I stopped during the song, or how long I was there waiting. I couldn’t tell you if it was ten seconds or an hour. Maybe someone who was there will tell me. I’d kind of like to know. LOL. Then at one point I felt the urge to look out toward the audience. Of course, if you ever spent time on a stage, you know you can’t see faces with all the lights on you, even in the front row. And certainly not at that venue. But the Holy Spirit put a spotlight on her and she was very clear to me. In fact, the background disappeared entirely. All I saw was her, and later she described it the same way on her end. Then she said “it’s me” and I went off the stage to her. She said that when I stopped singing, the Holy Spirit prompted her to say that when I looked at her, even though she didn’t know what was going on at the time.
All I did was whisper to her “the person who told you you’re done at number 20 is not even a Christian so you need to disregard every lying word he said and let hope come back,” and then she just kind of went all to pieces and the whole story spilled out. She told it exactly the way the Holy Spirit told it to me on the way there, right down to the type of drugs, the number of years, the boyfriend, etc. I didn’t pray or really do anything at all. I just put my arms around her and suddenly she was slain by the power of the Holy Spirit and speaking in tongues and getting delivered from addiction. She’s had no withdrawal, no symptoms, no urges, no cravings, not even a sleepless night since Friday. In fact, she’s already making very distinct, intelligent plans to rebuild her life. Please give Jesus 100% of the glory forever and ever for the miracle He did for Lydia.
Wow. He did it! And you were right Rev. Rocket! I DID pray a prayer of desperation. I said “Ok, Lord, if I go to this thing to see this guy, make something really extraordinary happen.” Ooops.
It was almost 15 minutes, JBT. You were what we call in your other-wordly state. You were kind of checked out. I don’t pretend to understand it. It’s like you’re there but you’re not there. Everyone was wondering what was going on, but Samantha (the backstage manager for those of you who don’t know) told some of the natives who were getting restless back there,”Don’t interrupt this. Don’t mess with it, just leave it alone.” So they did. I can’t believe things like this happen and you don’t want to post them. Are you crazy???
First thank you for sharing this amazing true story..to God be the glory! Truly this miracle had many miracles inside of it and is something only Jesus could do and did! My heart is moved towards all that have had things like this go on against them in their lives….ESPECIALLY WHEN SO CALLED pastors, who are really are NOT, LIE TO PEOPLE AND TRY TO WRECK THEIR LIVES! GOD DELIVER OTHERS WHO ARE UP AGAINST THIS evil!
Please, everyone KNOW that the Holy Spirit KNOWS ALL about you, and is come to HELP,SAVE,DELIVER,KEEP,PRESERVE,HEAL, AND RESTORE ALL that the devil has robbed from you! Never give up…NEVER listen to the lies of NAR or anyone else for they speak contrary to God’s Word or the LOVE OF GOD! GOD IS LOVE…HEARS YOUR HEART CRY, AND MOVES HEAVEN AND EARTH TO GET YOU THE HELP YOU NEED!
LYDIA, BRAVO TO YOU, YOU PRESSED YOUR WAY THROUGH THE CROWD AND JESUS WAS TOUCHED BY YOUR FAITH AND MADE YOU WHOLE! I REJOICE WITH YOU AND WE ALL PRAY FOR YOU THAT ONLY GOD’S VERY BEST BE YOURS EVE RDD Y DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
What a faith builder! I love the way you didn’t care about who thought what and just listened to the Lord. There are a lot of people who would not have the nerve to do that because they would be thinking about everyone watching them. Praise God. Thanks for sharing!
You need to share more of these. I got chills. I can’t imagine hearing that much from the Holy Spirit and knowing it’s not just my own thought. Please post more. It’s amazing hearing it from your point of view. PS. Does it feel like you are in a timeless state? Just wondering. I thought that part was pretty cool.
I was there that night. I knew something extraordinary happened to that girl but I didn’t know what. She looked like death when she came in and like life when she walked out. Thank you SO much for posting this!
Well, since people are going to mention my name, I might as well tell you that diehard me got saved after that night. I suddenly thought to myself …if I’m telling people “don’t mess with this” then isn’t that a sign to me that it’s the power of God? I’ve seen this so many times with you-know-who and whenever I told him I’d never get saved he would just smile and say “the bigger they are the harder they fall.” But I was just determined to be a skeptic. But then I got caught up in my own dialogue the other night when I was warning other people not to try to interfere with what was happening. I thought, well then what in the world am I doing not believing in it? Sometimes you just have to realize how silly you’re being. Anyway, that story is an example of what happens all the time with him, and why they call him “that man who loves people.” You could feel so much of the love of God in that auditorium when he was down there with that girl it was almost a living breathing thing. I don’t how to explain it. I think God looks for people who have true love in their hearts for other people and that’s who uses most. Now that’s just my personal opinion, obviously. It just seems like that. I don’t really know enough to be giving an opinion I guess. But I do know that’s why you could hear a pin drop. People knew there was something out of this world happening even though some didn’t know what it was. JBT, you are such a scammer. You need to get on here and post these things more often. Of course, we know you’re not going to, but at least someone finally got your goat and made you do it this time. Now I guess I have to fix cars, planes, foundations, make blueprints, get rid of dead horses and learn how to swim. Yeah, thanks I think is right!
If I didn’t see it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t believe it. You need to do this a LOT more often. YOU know who you are!
I AGREE 100% BECAUSE THIS WOULD HELP SO MANY MORE PEOPLE AND QUICKEN FAITH IN HEARTS THAT WOULD TURN THEIR WORLD RIGHT SIDE UP INSTEAD OF LIVING UPSIDE DOWN ALL THE TIME!
Praise God for you and your honesty and salvation! There are so many that can relate to your story, and there is hope for them as was and is for you!
There is a song: Oh love of God …how rich and pure..how measureless..and strong …it shall forevermore endure..the saints and Angel’s song. Love makes a difference, and as we flow in the love of God that’s what makes faith work so TREMENDOUS miracles will occur!
Lord Jesus BAPTIZE EVERY PERSON READING THIS with the LOVE OF GOD THAT PASSES UNDERSTANDING!
THANKS FOR SHARING AND YOU ARE RIGHT THAT MORE OF THIS SHOULD BE SHARED BY “YOU KNOW WHO”! WE ARE TO TALK OF GOD’S GREAT POWER AND OF HIS WORKS (SIGNS,WONDERS,AND MIRACLES) TO THE CHILDREN OF MEN! IT DEFI ITELY HELPS OTHERS
Be still my heart!
AMAZING, ISN’T IT?! GOD HAS HIS WAYS… AND TRULY THEY ARE FAR BEYOND OUR WAYS!
Last year at that event he was backstage praying for other show biz people for 4 hours. One went from suicidal to talking in tongues. I was working security just eavesdropping on the whole thing and then I got saved when he told me 5 major thoughts I had on the way there, and not to worry because they weren’t my thoughts, just demonic thoughts. Then I got tuned into this blog. But HE said it wasn’t important to mention him so I never posted cause I couldn’t figure out how to tell it without mentioning another person was involved. Hats off to Lydia for smoking him out. Yeah, he does love everybody. You’re a better man than me, JBT. I’m still trying to figure out how to LIKE this world. ROFL. Thanks Rev. Rocket!
PRAISE GOD FOR YOUR SALVATION… RIGHT ON TIME! WHEN GOD MOVES LIKE THIS ONE THING THAT IS INTENDED WHEN GOD SHOWS ALL THOSE DETAILS LIKE OF 5 THINGS YOU WERE THINKING ON THE WAY, IS THAT WE RECEIVE A HUGE REVELATION THAT JESUS CHRIST IS REAL, AND HE REALLY CARES FOR AND KNOWS US, AND WILL TAKE CARE OF IT ALL, AND SET US FREE IF WE LET HIM! YES, THANK YOU LYDIA, YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO OPEN UP SOMETHING THAT NEEDED TO HAPPEN AND NO ONE ELSE QUITE COULD DO IT! HATS OFF TO YOU! YES, SIR, THAT IS THE THING WHERE WHEN YOU COME ON AND TESTIFY IT IS NEEDED TO TELL THE DETAILS OF WHO, AND WHAT, ETC. THANKS FOR POSTING AND YOU ARE WELCOME!
Thanks for sharing that. It gave me the faith to throw my stash out. Never under estimate the power of a testimony.
PRAISE JESUS FOR DELIVERING YOU AND EMPOWERING YOU AND MINISTERING FAITH TO YOU TO THROW OUT YOUR STASH! OUR GOD REGNS! OH, IT IS SO GOOD TO BE FREE ISN’T IT?! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY IN THE CLUB! WHAT A WONDERFUL WORK OF THE HOLY SPIRIT! NOW GOD IS GOING TO BLESS YOU MORE THAN YOU EVER DREAMED, JUST HAVE FAITH IN GOD!
There you go JBT… confirmation after confirmation… now someone is delivered in a major way because of the power of sharing what the Holy Spirit did, and it was shared perfectly, and humbly, and gave all the glory to God, for it is HE that does the works!
He sang that song last night at the Freestyle Christian Music Conference Rev. Rocket! Now he’ll get paranoid and wonder if you were there. LOL LOL LOL.
One never knows does one!? HA HA HA HA HA! The Lord knows what He is doing, and HE is the leader of the end time orchestra, and He orchestrates all of it to work together in perfect harmony, and confirms it all by 2 or 3 witnesses, and then everything He is doing and saying is established! Thanks for the clue in… worth the price of admission!
I know that 5 octave dude! He prayed for me there last year. I had the same nightmare 6 times in one night and he told me what it was before l told him. AND told me where it came from and l got a lot of deliverance and the problems never came back. He needs to post more of these testimonies!
THANKS FOR SHARING WHAT GOD DID LAST YEAR THERE! THIS SHOWS THAT NOT ONLY IS GOD MEETING PEOPLE’S NEEDS, BUT THAT IT LASTS BECAUSE IT IS THE REAL DEAL, AND GOD NEVER FAILS! PRAISE GOD FOR DELIVERING YOU, AND I AGREE THAT HE NEEDS TO POST MORE OF THESE TESTIMONIES SO THAT THE LOVE OF GOD CAN BE EXPERIENCED IN PEOPLE THAT MIGHT HAVE NEVER KNOWN IT
Hi there, Roving Reporter here. You know, the NAR churches can just suck it up because what they’re doing is not working. Wow did the hate ever spew after Mr. dance mania helped Lydia. I know he won’t come on here and post what’s going on, but he has been targeted unbelievably by these NAR pastors out here, and I hate to even call them pastors, and they even contacted Azusa trying to make up all kinds of crazy stuff about him to make him lose his job. (Good luck with that, they kiss his feet around here… Take THAT NAR jerks) But anyway, Lydia is doing a fantastic and warning everybody about these “prophecies” that go on in NAR churches because the one they did over her obviously nearly killed her. Anyway, I know he won’t tell the story, but today to NAR idiots came to the school and waited for him outside and the one guy charges up to him and says “let’s you and I go to the mat here and now.” Luckily for him my teacher did not get in the flesh because he could’ve twisted them into pretzels in four seconds. But this guy was totally under demon control, and was trying to get him to brawl with them in the parking lot, obviously so he’d lose his job. Well, he just stood there and laughed at them and said “the thing is, no matter what you NAR people do or say or think, the blood of Jesus will continue to protect innocent people from your evil.” And the guy went absolutely wild. He kept swinging and swinging and swinging at him and just hit an invisible wall, getting redder in the face as he went along. And then my teacher said “Lord, I’m so exhausted, can you just show this idiot what he’s really swinging at so I can go to my car in peace?” I guess that was a prayer after fashion. I loved it, personally. But anyway, the insane guy and his friend suddenly started staring at something BEHIND him, but they were looking up like whatever was standing there was about 10 feet tall. And these “Christian” NAR pastors started cursing and swearing and even using the F word and they turned around and ran to their car, the one guy was running so fast he even fell twice, and they squealed out of the parking lot like maniacs, and here’s the punchline… When we were leaving the school we saw them pulled over on the freeway. They must’ve been speeding to get away from the power of God. Ooops. Even I know you can’t outrun THAT! So I hope they enjoyed their ticket and word spreads about what happens when you try to go against God’s people. The natural part of me still gets angry though, because I see how rung out he is and has to put up with these continuous incidents. Not that he ever complains, but I know he’s tired. I especially hate when they try to contact the school to mess up his job. THAT’S never happening though. I never saw a more respected teacher anywhere. Even the people who hate him love him if that makes any sense. But anyway, one of my classmates had asked him what the idiot saw and he said “warrior angels.” And we asked him if he saw them too and he said “no but I felt fire behind me and warrior angels usually have swords of fire.” I think he’s had a lot more experiences than he’s ever going to tell anybody. I kinda sorta hate him for that but then again I have to love him. Well, off I go till next time.
THANKS A LOT … YOU HAVE A WAY OF REPORTING WHAT IS GOING ON IN A SPECIAL WAY, AND IT IS APPRECIATED! I WANT MR. DANCE INC. TO KNOW THAT WHEN WE ARE PERSECUTED FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS SAKE, WHICH IS WHAT IS HAPPENING, GOD… GOD… GOD IS RELEASING BLESSING THAT NOTHING CAN COMPARE TO! IT PLEASURES GOD TO BLESS US EXCEEDINGLY WHEN WE ARE GOING THROUGH PERSECUTION FOR HIS NAMES SAKE! OF COURSE, PERSECUTION IS OPPOSITION BY MAN… AND THEY TAKE THEIR “inspiration” from the devil! This nar stuff is under OUR FEET IN THE NAME OF JESUS, AND EVERYTHING THEY HAVE MEANT FOR EVIL, GOD WILL TURN AROUND FOR GOOD AND BLESS US EVEN MORE THAN EVER BEFORE, AND THAT BLESSING MAKES US RICH, AND HE ADDS NO SORROW WITH IT, SO GREATER JOY IS OURS, AND THE JOY OF THE LORD IS OUR STRENGTH! PRAISE GOD FOR DELIVERANCE FROM THIS OPPOSITION AS GOD SENT HIS WARRIOR ANGELS! I ASK JESUS TO SEND EVEN MORE OF THE ANGELS THAT ALL HE IS DOING WILL INTENSIFY SO THAT THE GOSPEL WILL GO TO SO MANY THAT ARE IN NEED OF JESUS!
JBT, that whole thing was awesome last weekend! I am so glad you came on here and posted what happened! It made me cry when I realized it was actually you doing the post. Everyone knew something amazing was happening but we had no idea what it was and figured we never would. I know you get extremely uncomfortable with any kind of attention for anything that happens in this arena, but honestly, everyone needs to know that they are appreciated once in a while and you have NO idea how much people appreciate you. I doubt you even remember me, but you’re actually the first person who ever treated me like a human being.
I had one hellish existence until I was 19 and you saw me outside of a mall holding my ears shut because all I could hear were demons. You walked right up to me out of the blue and put your arms around me and said “you don’t have to live in that kind of torment, will you take Jesus in your heart and let him change your life?”
I was too flabbergasted to speak for about 10 seconds and then I was getting almost hysterical because I forgot the sinners prayer and you got me calmed down and said “it’s so easy, just repeat this,” and you had to say that to me about five times until I calmed down enough to actually listen to you. But then I did the sinners prayer and got delivered from truckloads of demons right in the parking lot of a mall and I could tell that you didn’t care at all about who was around or what they thought or anything. All you cared about was me at that moment, even though you had no idea who I was, what my story was, where I came from, none of it mattered. I think as soon as you saw me holding my ears trying to shut out demon voices you just went into Agape mode. That’s who I think you are.
I know you hate this. I can tell from what I’ve been reading all these years that you want to be miles away from the limelight, and I’ve respected that, but sometimes people just need to say thank you. The thing is, you do what SO many pastors and preachers do NOT do, which is follow Jesus example and look beyond the fault to see the need. That’s where you live. And it’s funny that that’s the song you were singing when you stopped in the middle to help Lydia.
So I won’t bombard you anymore, but I’ll just tell you that what you did for me that day changed my entire view of Christianity and gave me hope to believe in all of it again. I tried to be quiet, but all these comments got to me. People come on and tell Rev. Rocket how this blog helps them and how all his hard work on these posts affect them and make their lives better, but you never let anyone thank you for anything, even though a lot of the time it was you who sent them here to begin with, which is kind of ironic.
ANYWAY… I guess I’ll go back into the shadows and leave the rest to the Roving Reporter. LOL. And thanks Rev. Rocket for all your patience with the dumb questions, and people drowning and having their engines blow up and spilling coffee on their blueprints etc. etc. Yeah, you’re definitely a patient person,..we like you that way. I remember coming on here years ago and saying I was a confused about the whole spirit, soul and body thing. I could just picture you saying “Oh no!” ROFL. Thanks again!!!
Thanks for sharing this wonderful testimony of God’s great grace and the perfect timing of the Holy Spirit to have the right person there who knew how to help you to Jesus and get you delivered… Amazing Grace for sure! I remember that question, and was glad to help! I knew if you were asking it then it would make a world of difference for the good in your life to know the answer to that! I loose others who are vexed by demons the way you were and command those spirits to GO OUT NOW IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
DON’T BE A STRANGER PLEASE! THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD TESTIMONY OF THE GOODNESS OF JESUS… I AM PRAISING GOD SO MUCH THAT YOUR LIFE WAS TURNED AROUND FOR GOOD…. AND JUST THINK.. IT WAS “PARKING LOT” DELIVERANCE! GREAT! YOU ARE WELCOME, ENJOY, AND KEEP STOMPING THE devil to bits! HA!
I can’t believe you finally left a testimony! Thank you Jesus for modern day miracles! If you had any idea how many people that blessed you would do it ALL THE TIME! Half of us post anonymous, you could always do it that way if you’re worried about your name or something. I get that part. Lots of people in this life don’t want to be “out there” circulating in the church world necessarily, and they all have good reasons for that. Believe me, I get it. Keeping a low profile has TONS of advantages. Trust me when I say I understand that. But there’s still ways to come on here and give testimonies like about what happened the other night and I think you should! Thank you so much for that story about Lydia!
JBT, I can’t believe you finally did it. I understand you don’t handle attention well. According to your showbiz cronies, you didn’t even like to be bombarded with fan attention, so I get that. It’s probably just your personality and that’s okay, but people need to be able to say thank you to you for listening to the Holy Spirit and putting that above everything else that exists, because really, that’s what you do. If He speaks, your world stops until he’s done. And that’s harder for you than most people, because you’re not seeking it out, and in reality, you’re probably running from it a little bit. So really, I know you’re going to hate this, but hats off to you for being obedient anyway, even when it’s way out of your comfort zone. You are an insanely-loved person around here. If you only knew. And maybe you don’t want to know, but I guess we’re telling you anyway. Thanks for this blog Rev. Rocket…. And don’t worry, the Coast Guard is always at my service, and the leaks in my boat are getting smaller all the time so it’s not like I’ll drown or anything…oops, uh oh…ok, no false alarm. It was just a little wind on the ocean there….ROFL. Praise God.
Well said,thanks for the share!
You are welcome …glad to hear your boat is hardly leaking at all! Much better than sinking! Praise God for keeping g the boat afloat!
Okay, well I don’t pretend to understand why anybody would not want to leave these testimonies. Because how can you give glory to God for anything if nobody knows it happened? Anyway, that was an empowering night for many people, because maybe the two of you didn’t realize it, but you were both glowing from head to toe from the audience’s perspective. It’s nice that she posted and you posted about it because now we know what was going on. We knew it was something supernatural, but it’s wonderful to have the details and hear that testimony. I’m astonished that you don’t want to post more if this stuff happens as often as people are saying it does! I hope you change your mind about that. I know of five people already that this testimony just blessed their socks off. PLEASE post again when something happens!
There is five with special blessings because of this testimony! Actually, there are a couple of things, at least, that have ALREADY happened that need to be shared! I don’t know what they are, but Mr. Dancer knows! It is burning with the anointing of the Holy Spirit, and when they are shared there are a number of people who will receive dramatic needed deliverance and miracles! So, I’m sure as the flame gets hotter these will be shared!
Well, to the Roving Reporter, I can tell you another testimony about warrior angels. I call them gladiators, because that’s what they looked like to me when I was in a state of panic and hysteria. I was lurking outside of a hotel waiting for you know who to get done and come out, because someone told me he was the only person around here who could help me, and they were correct. But I was being followed by Satanists, and they came out and surrounded me when I was still alone. JBT came out and I’ll never forget it, he said “hmmm… What have we here? Idiots who think they’re going to drag someone back to witchcraft? Let me just put my stuff in the car first.” I was literally frozen in place. I couldn’t believe he was being that blasé about it and I figured my life was about to end.
Then they started coming towards me and he called me over to him and said “just ignore them, they can’t do anything.” But I was absolutely hysterical and just flung myself at him and wouldn’t even look around and then I heard him say “don’t worry, this is where Jesus shows up.” And he had to plead with me to turn around and look over there. He finally got me pried away from him and when I turned around I saw what I call gladiators. I guess they’re the warrior angels. We think of angels as something you put on top of a Christmas tree. These guys meant business. There was one for each of the Satanists and they weren’t fighting with them or anything, they were just standing there looking at them and the guys couldn’t move. Well, no need to ask me. I was in ever since then. And the mystery dancer told me to keep coming to the blog because none of the churches around here would be able to help me, but the blog will help me a lot, and it has. I posted a lot on here, but never about that night because I got the feeling he really didn’t want me to. Well, I guess Lydia blew that pattern out of the water, didn’t she? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Thanks for posting, and thank God for the warrior angels showing up! Remember believers they are with you all the time, and in special times of need just exercise faith and they deliver us!
Yes, thank you Lydia, you have crossed a milestone, and caused things to be said that blessed MANY others! WE ALL NEED TO TELL WHAT GOD HAS DONE TO GIVE HIM GLORY, AND TO BLESS OTHERS!
I can’t believe you finally did it! You actually came on and told something from your perspective. You know you have a lot more to tell and I hope you do it. Because there’s some that you’re the only one who will be able to tell it the way it needs to be told. And you know which ones they are. PLEASE do it. I know you hate any focus on yourself at all, but sometimes you just have to. So… Just do it.
Thank you SO much for telling that story about Lydia. Seeing it through your eyes is like a triple blessing because it fills in so much of the gaps that you otherwise have to try to piece together. (That’s what we’re always trying to get him to do but he never will.) I remember one day when he came in to teach class on a Monday morning and he was not even walking steady and when he shut the door, the Holy Spirit filled up the entire room and we were all getting waves of it all day long. It was kind of like one big long prayer meeting with a little bit of studying. I heard that weekend was full of miracles, but we didn’t hear very much about them! It’s kind of a telltale sign though, when you show up to teach class the next day drunk. ROFL.
JBT, everything people are saying is so true. I loved that one comment someone said…”you are insanely loved here.” LOL. It is SO true. I know that’s hard for you to take. You even said that one time …”it’s a lot easier to give love than to be the object of it.” Remember? Maybe you know who I am now. But anyway, I will tell one that I would LOVE to hear from your perspective. I am the girl you rescued out of the NAR church auditorium. Here’s what happened, peeps….They were trying to cast demons out of me through psycho rituals and they had me at death’s door. My friend went to get her teacher, which was you-know-who and he came right into the church, grabbed my arm and literally dragged me out. When we got outside I couldn’t walk anymore. I was too weak because they made me do this 33 day fast. So I was collapsing in the street and he carried me over to my friends car. Then he gave her his car keys and told her to go to his trunk and get a bottle of water from the cooler. To get the coldest one she could find and an extra one. And then they took me to the ER. On the way there, he told me to take the extra bottle and hold it on my neck, so I just did it. He didn’t know it, but I was fainting and sick because they made me fast the last three days with no water either. The doctor at the ER said to JBT “if you hadn’t made her drink the ice water and hold the bottle to her carotids I don’t think she’d be here. You can go along time without food but you can’t fast water!” SO….how did he know I was dehydrated?? The Holy Spirit. I know that because there was no other way for him to know. Some of the ER people got saved because of that.
By the way, he also paid my outrageous ER bill, and I know it was hefty because he had to whack two cards to get it all paid, but he said he didn’t want me getting the bill-me-later treatment because I was in such bad shape. Unbelievable. Yeah, anyone who thinks he does anything for attention is off their rocker. Then needless to say I got REAL deliverance then and never went back to NAR hell. Then Rev. Rocket answered SO many dumb questions. I won’t even say how many. LOL. But what I want to know from JBT is what that was like from your end? How did you have the nerve to just go “kidnap” me out of the room with the psycho pastors and weren’t you scared to do that? Thank you again for caring about messed up me to do all that. That was 4 years ago and I will always remember it like it was yesterday! Thanks Rev. Rocket! Every post gets better than the last.
WELL, PRAISE GOD WHO DOES ALL THINGS WELL! THIS TESTIMONY EXPOSES THE EVIL WITHING THE NAR, AND SHOWS THAT OUR GOD WILL DELIVER YOU OUT IF YOU WANT OUT! THE devil tries to use what they do to bring reproach on the true move of the Holy Spirit, but God still has true believers in Jesus that truly have the love of God, do the right thing, and follow Jesus in the power of the Holy Spirit with real healing, deliverance, and all God promises in His Word! The things you described in NAR is man trying to control another person by a wrong spirit, and that is witchcraft! I loose all who are hungry for the true to go free from nar witchcraft, and to be truly saved, delivered, Spirit filled, and healed in the name of Jesus!
You are welcome, and the questions are no problem whatsoever.. glad to help, and when you need to know the answers the Holy Spirit will make sure you get them!
I am SO angry at the NAR idiots trying to do things to JBT. They are just being consumed with jealousy because he has the goods and they don’t. Thank you for posting about Lydia. I’d love to hear MY story through your eyes too! So will everyone else when they hear this. I was at the school under false pretenses to undermine and work for the other side. But the more time went on the more I couldn’t do it. And then I ended up going to him for help. We were probably there for 3 hours after school one day. When I was finally leaving I said “all this would give me so much hope except that if you knew why I was really here you’d take it all back and tell God to judge me.” And he laughed and said “I knew why you were here from the day you walked in.” Well, my knees just buckled and I hit the floor. I couldn’t believe my ears. And later I said ” And you still did all THAT? Spent all that time praying for me, helping me get right with God and even casting demons out???” He said “yeah, guess so huh?” And he laughed!!! I just could not BELIEVE IT! I thought I should have to drop out and do penance or something. Yeah, I don’t see any reason I can’t come on here and thank you for what you were willing to do for me. You’re the best. Suck it up! (How do you put up with him, Rev. Rocket?)
It ain’t easy being me!
Thanks for sharing this… amazing story! It is a story of the “God Turn Around” (sounds like a new post doesn’t it?)! Only Jesus can do what He did for you right in the middle of working for “the other side”! Praise Jesus for all He did here… will be waiting to hear the rest from JBT! nar…. BOUND AND GOING DOWN!
Yeah, hot shot needs to do a lot more posting. He prayed for my sister and cast demons of alcohol out of her and she was sober now for 3 years for the first time in her life. I knew him from show racket, where he was the bane of my existence. He use to reject all the little girlies who were flinging themselves at him and then I’d try to get a few crumbs. I’d say “well, since he’s busy tonight, maybe you’s like to go…” at which point, the girl would roll her eyes and walk away. It just wasn’t fair. But anyway, he’s definitely been negligent. Just sayin’
Ok, I read Lydia’s testimony and threw my stash out!
Praise God..PRAISE JESUS, AND HALLELUJAH! Look AT THIS EVERYONE…THIS MIRACLE HAPPENED BECAUSE OF A TESTIMONY OF WHAT GODS POWER DID! GREAT MIRACLE AND SO GOOD TO BE FREE! GOOD GOIN YOU ARE IN THE CLUB! I LOOSE others TO GO FREE IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
Well, if everyone is telling their stories then I guess I’ll tell mine. The 5-threat definitely has the gift of the word of knowledge, although for some reason he really wishes that wasn’t the case. I used to work with him at the Stockton theater and I ran into in the post office on a Saturday morning in the entryway where people go to get mail out of their boxes and I said “there’s something really powerful coming off of you in waves? What’s up with that?” (I knew absolutely nothing about the Holy Spirit at that time so I had no clue what I was feeling.) And he just said “well, I was doing gospel music last night, sometimes it lingers that way.” And he was explaining about getting filled with the Holy Spirit and everything and then suddenly he said “You’re about to marry an NAR pastor. It may be strange of me to say this to someone I haven’t seen in a long time, but that will be a very big mistake. Please don’t jump into that marriage.” That confirmed exactly what I had been thinking, because like I said, I didn’t really know enough about the Lord to have realized how messed up NAR was, but I was getting these little twinges deep down that I was making a mistake. So I just threw my hands in the air and said “would you please pray for me?” I didn’t even know why I was asking that, but he started praying for me and suddenly I could barely stand up. Then two people walked in to get their mail, and as soon as they walked in they hit the floor. They couldn’t stand up in that small room with all that power in there. All three of us got saved that day. When he gave me the blog address I said I should tell the whole story on the blog, and of course he squirmed his way out of that. Now, I just want to come find him and punch him right in the head. I think this is what it talks about in the last days Him pouring out His spirit on all flesh. When it happens to strangers in a post office I think we’re in the end times. Why shouldn’t people hear about it? You need to get over it, JBT. Before I have to come hurt you. (Thanks Rev. Rocket!)
Praise God for post office salvation… let alone being slain in the Spirit in the post office.. gotta love it! Praise God for those miracles, and yes we are in the end times and that is another sign that it is true, and happening now! None of us should limit God in any way because His power is infinite, and ALL power! As we simply yield to Him people will be met by the power of God to transform their lives in the name of Jesus! PEOPLE SHOULD HEAR ABOUT ALL THAT GOD IS DOING… GOD TOLD US IN HIS WORD TO TELL OTHERS WHAT HE DOES TO BRING HIM GLORY AND BLESS OTHERS!
LOVED YOUR POST! JESUS IS GOING TO BLESS YOU ALL OVER THE PLACE SO MAKE ROOM FOR THE BLESSING… IT ALREADY ON THE WAY.. BEFORE YOU CALLED HE ANSWERED! YOU ARE WELCOME!
Actually, I used to hate JBT way back on Broadway. It’s horrible to be the leading lady in a show and have him right there in your clutches and know you’re never going to get anywhere with him. If only he hadn’t had a girlfriend at the time. *sigh* oh well, I guess that’s good to be a one woman man. GRRR. Sorry, Rev. Rocket, I just had to vent there for a minute. It’s a sad case when you get to dance with the most handsome man God ever made and he treats you like you’re his sister. ANYWAY, after I got into the life of sex drugs and rock ‘n’ roll on Broadway for several decades, I decided I would try to make a new start and moved out to California to join a church, but the church ended up to be a bunch of idiots who told me I couldn’t wear makeup, pants, a bathing suit, or even curl my hair with the curling iron. One day I was just sitting on a bench outside of a restaurant thinking “why did I do this to myself?” And who do you think walks by?
So I find out to my dismay that he’s happily married now. Okay, I can live with that. We can’t all be an adorable little ice skater who looks flawless even after she spends the whole day housecleaning. But I did ask him if there were any good churches and unfortunately, the only good one he knew is so far from here that you practically have to start out in the middle of the night on Saturday to get there then spend half a day driving home afterwards. BUT… He gave me this blog and said that the author (that’s you Rev. Rocket) does all kinds of unique things, like answer questions accurately, encourage people, and even cast out demons through cyberspace. I thought, well either too many years in show business made him lose his mind, or there’s something to this, so I said “okay, I’ll check it out, thank you, I think.” Then after a few days I ended up calling him back to say “you gotta be kidding me… This was here all this time when I was in and out of all these weirdo churches?” And he said “yeah, spread the word.”
So few months after that I heard he was playing at a music conference and went to hear him. The first thing I thought was “hmmm…. He must’ve given up cigarettes if he’s still hitting THOSE notes” (now I just have to laugh about that because I got the back story from someone.) Anyway, when he finished the last song he got up from the piano and was not walking straight and when he walked down to where he was level with the ground the entire first row of the audience got knocked right down and then he could suddenly walk straight again. So I found him afterwards and really picked his brain about that and he told me that (I’m just paraphrasing here, don’t kill me JBT ) it gets heavier and heavier and heavier and if he doesn’t get close to people and unleash some of it that he wouldn’t be able to move. Then at the end, he was hanging around in the parking lot just kind of waiting and I asked him what he was doing and he said “not sure.” So I thought “this could be interesting, I think I’ll just hang out see what happens.” Sure enough, almost an hour later this girl comes racing down the sidewalk looking about as berserk as she could be, and she ran over to him and kept saying “they’re going to kill me this time” over and over again. The security guard was trying to call 911 and he wouldn’t let him call. He said everything was under control and the security guard was looking at him like he was nuts. Then these three guys come charging around the corner and it turns out later that they were from a big cult out here. The leader of it is actually in jail right now, but at the time he wasn’t, and these were some of his henchmen to bring an escapee be back. All he did was look at them and say “you are powerless.” And they just dropped where they were standing. I said later on “come on, that story is print worthy, I’m putting it on the blog or you should.” He says “yeah okay, I’ll put it on later.” He is such a scammer. I know he never put it on here. So now I did! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Thank you for sure…the authority God gave us works! Some would just let.people get steam rolled, and then blame God as if He allowed it or some other stupid accusation! Definitely a lesson. In listening to the Lord and following through even if I nmb is waiting in a parking lot!
Hey, JBT, how about you tell what happened last Christmas in Modesto when you sang O Holy Night with the Mellison Choir? THAT might be a good one to tell.
Rev. Rocket, you are a gem. ROFL. I love your answers.
Thank you…glad for you to be ROFL..HA HA…I FEEL LIKE THE GEM WOULD BE DIAMOND SINCE I HAVE BEEN THEOUGH THE PRESSURE COOKER..HA HA HA HA! APPRECIATE YOU.
I think JBT is being ridiculous and he should be on here posting all the things that have been happening through the years. But since he is probably not going to, I will post what happened to me one time when he prayed for me. I was having a huge argument with my boyfriend outside the hotel where he was playing. Well, actually it wasn’t really an argument as much as it was my boyfriend trying to refuse to let me break up with him. So when hot shot came out of the hotel and he saw the commotion, he came over and asked me if I was okay. Well, my boyfriend said “that’s none of your concern.” But I had a funny feeling that he was going to MAKE it some of his concern. And he said “well, I’m not going to Go until I know everything is okay here, because this doesn’t look good to me. Then my boyfriend decided he was going to take a swing and catch him unaware, but it didn’t quite work out that way. He stopped about a foot away from his face, and this was pretty cool… JBT didn’t even flinch. Not even out of an involuntary reaction when you see something coming at you at a very fast rate of speed, especially a fist. In fact, scientists say that’s impossible to not have an involuntary reaction For at least flinch.
But instead he started laughing, and that made my boyfriend even more angry, and he kept trying harder and harder and harder to punch in and the more he did it the more five octave man laughed. Well, to make a long story short, that’s actually what pushed me over to get saved. The man I was dating was an atheist but that wasn’t too good an argument for “there is no God.” Anyway, he then went on to tell me the whole entire story of me and this guy who is now my ex and how I got involved with him and all the things that happened which I obviously realize now was a word of knowledge. He’s the one who gave me the blog address. And I have no idea why he doesn’t want to post when these things happen, but people need to hear it. I was so blessed by the Lydia story I couldn’t even explain it! You’re silly JBT. Thanks Rev. Rocket.
GOD IS ALWAYS ON TIME WITH THE REMEDY! JBT DECIDED A LONG TIME AGO NOT TO BE A PUNCHING BAG FOR ANYONE, SO GOD TOOK CARE OF THAT AND LET HIM KNOW HE WOULDN’T HAVE TO BE! THE HARDER THEY SWING, THE HARDER “THEY” WILL FALL! HA HA HA HA! LOSERS THAT THEY ARE! THANK GOD YOU WERE DELIVERED FROM THE spirits of atheism trying to control you through that ex-boyfriend! That is a great story that will help others go free from so called boyfriends or girlfriends that are ungodly and who will not come to Jesus! I break the controls and loose them now in the name of Jesus to get out, and get away! When the enemy goes down you don’t want to be connected in any way or you will go down with them! I am so glad you posted this because it needs to be heard, and others the same too!
You are welcome!
Roving Reporter here. I’m just posting for the negligent one. We were leaving school today and three NAR idiots show up and started praying in what was supposed to be tongues, but gave me a very creepy feeling. My teacher said “just go, don’t even listen to that stuff, it’s demonic.” But of course I didn’t go. I stayed to take notes as any self-respecting roving reporter would do. So he told the guys that they needed to get saved, and how to do it, and they replied that they were saved. Well, he told them “no, you claim you’re saved because you joined an NAR church, But that’s not how you get saved, and you know it. So you have two choices in this life, you can get saved and escape NAR or NAR will eat you alive and you’ll end up in hell.”
Well, they didn’t take too kindly to that, and surrounded themselves around his car. So he just laughed and walked toward his car as if he was going to walk through one of them, which he would’ve had to do to get where he was going. At one point I even thought “wow, he’s going to get into a physical altercation” because that’s how close he got, But literally at the last second, they leaped out of the way, and he got in his car. So then I popped back up and said “this would be great to post on the blog, wouldn’t it?” He said “how did I know you weren’t going to go home?” I said “because you’re pretty smart that way.” HA! Happy Thanksgiving, Rev. Rocket!
Thank you Miss Roving Reporter for staying and sharing this! This will encourage other believers that as they stand for Jesus then He will stand for them, and when opposers want to do harm, we will walk forward, and they will dissipate, and be defeated every time! There you go… love how you said how he was pretty smart that way! Ha Ha! HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND ALL HERE! LET’S GIVE THANKS TO JESUS WHO IS THE WAY, THE TRUTH, AND THE LIFE!
Thank you for posting that story about Lydia! It was exactly what I needed to hear. I don’t how you managed to sit there for 15 minutes when you were supposed to be performing. That’s outstanding! I sometimes think what this world would be like if EVERYBODY would listen to the Lord like that and do what he says, because you know he’s telling a lot more people to do it then are actually doing it! Am I right Rev. Rocket?
You are absolutely right 100%! People listen to many voices and go the wrong way! There is only peace, and blessing listening to ONE voice… the voice of Jesus Christ by the Holy Spirit! People are missing out on SO much because they follow the voice of “false shepherds” who lead them astray performing rituals, and praying cultist prayers of unbelief, witchcraft, and just plain misery! Thank God if we are willing in the day of God’s power we can listen to, and hear, and follow the voice of Jesus! One thing we would hear Him say immediately would be:”Come to me all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest”! Praise God!
OK, I will tell one of the testimonies he KNOWS he needs to tell on here. I was at a meeting of a well known televangelist, but it was a small venue so I could get pretty close to the front. The preacher dragged me out of the audience and was doing this big dramatic prayer, but nothing was happening. And he kept saying things like “wow, the power is here, wow do you feel that?” But…l felt nothing. Then he was telling everyone what God was “doing for me” and l was feeling guiltier and guiltier because l felt NOTHING. And the whole audience was jumping around and clapping and ooh’ing and ahh’ing, but I felt ZERO. And l just started to cry because I needed SO much deliverance and all l could think of was ANOTHER DEAD END. Another big emotional display with no real help.
Then the preacher said again “oooh…do you feel that? Oh, just take a hold of it,” and the audience is getting all emotional, but for me…ZERO. And l just lost it and said “Can you PLEASE cast these demons out?” And the this man who had been sitting next to me suddenly jumped up and said “ok, l’ve HAD it, I’ve had it, just get away from her, get away from her, just get AWAY,” and he literally got in between me and the preacher and took my arm, and when he touched me I felt like thunderbolts were going through me. It was riveting power. l never felt anything like it before or since. It just kept flowing through his hand into me and all of a sudden l felt demons going out in every direction. I started praising God for my deliverance and then all of a sudden the preacher was trying to get HIS hand back on me and this other man said “back OFF and leave her alone. Leave her ALONE, Keep your hands off her.”
And wow did that preacher get mad. He started yelling and saying all kinds of mean things to him, and saying he was “interfering,” but he didn’t care. He just kept hanging on to me and l kept getting zapped with that power, and finally I just said right out “finally, someone who could help me.” And I gave him a hug and then I could barely walk, l felt like a heavy blanket was on me but it felt good. Then security tapped him and told him to leave. But he said “I’ll leave when l’m ready. I am so tired of fiascoes like this when people need real help! Well, at least I know why l was here tonight .”
Then the preacher told him he was out of order, and he shot right back at him and said “No, YOU’RE out of order because you are helping NO ONE.” So we ended up leaving together and other people came out too. Then one man came up to him and said “PLEASE tell me why they had no power but you do. Who ARE you?” And he said “I’m not anyone special. I just do what God tells me to instead of trying to stir up emotionalism and pass it off as miracles.” And he seemed really disgusted. And then another girl asked the other question again about why this preacher who once seemed so powerful couldn’t do anything, and the man who prayed for me said “He’s shaking himself but the power’s gone.” It was crazy Rev.Rocket. I never saw anything quite like it and I’ll never forget it. So there’s one l know he should have posted here but never will. I hope you’re happy now. HA HA HA HA HA
I JUST PRAISE GOD FOR WHAT GOD DID FOR YOU THERE, AND HOW HE DID IT! SO MANY PEOPLE ARE BEING DUPED BY HAS BEENS, AND THOSE WHO PUT ON AN ACT, BUT HAVE LOST THE ANOINTING! GOD SENT SOMEONE TO YOU TO BE IN THAT MEETING THAT DIDN’T KNOW WHY HE WAS THERE UNTIL YOU WERE UP THERE NEEDING DELIVERANCE, AND REV. NO ANOINTING COULDN’T GET YOU DELIVERED! THAT IS HOLY GHOST BOLDNESS WHEN HE STEPPED IN THERE AND TOOK YOUR ARM, AND BACKED THE PREACHER OFF SO YOU COULD BE DELIVERED!
I KNOW I’M HAPPY NOW! HA HA! NOW AS FOR HE WHO SHOULD HAVE POSTED THIS… AH, THERE WE ARE IN A GRAY AREA! LOL YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THAT NIGHT AND HOW JESUS DELIVERED YOU IN A VERY, SPECIAL, DRAMATIC WAY! GOD WILL USE YOU TO ENCOURAGE OTHERS THAT THEY TOO WOULD BE ABLE TO RECEIVE FROM JESUS WHAT THEY NEED… WITHOUT THE HYPE OF FALSE TEACHERS, BUT BY TRUE FAITH AND THE POWER OF THE HOLY SPIRIT!
Seriously, dude? You don’t like to post the stuff. I know you’re not an egomaniac, and I get that part. But honestly… they have to hear what happened to me. And it was last year at that infamous O Holy Night concert, although I know I’m not the one testimony that that person is referring to that needs to be told here. But I’ll tell mine anyway. I just graduated college and I went through all of school on an athletic scholarship and then developed a rare form of epilepsy and couldn’t pitch. I was sitting out on the steps with my head in my hands, probably looking pretty pathetic because I had just got the news that nobody wanted to take a chance on me, and Mr. five octave walked by. I was just thinking “oh, cool, that’s the guy who blew the roof off with that song.” I certainly didn’t think he’d condescend to talk to me, but he came over and he said “you look like you could use a friend.” I said “well thanks, but nobody in the world can help me.” And I told him my story and I held my hands up and I said “look, when they’re not clasped together they shake, and I never know when the next attack is coming.” And he just looked at me for a minute and said “clasp them together for a second.” And when I did he closed his hands over mine and WOW did I ever feel something I never felt before.
It just kept coming and coming and coming to the point where I was almost scared of it, yet it still felt wonderful in an otherworldly way. I only found out later that we were there like that for almost half an hour and I guess people thought we were praying, but there were no words of any kind at all. When he let go though, my condition was cured. Then he told me about getting spirit filled and gave me this blog address, and I never saw him again. If I wasn’t healed of this condition I would’ve thought I dreamed the whole thing. Then when I read the story about Lydia I was just flabbergasted. I understand being afraid people will try to give you glory for something that only God could do, but the thing is, even if someone ever DID that, it wouldn’t be YOUR fault. I wouldn’t worry so much about that, I would just praise God for all the people like me out there that you are willing to help. Seems like no matter how odd it may look in the natural, you just do whatever the Holy Spirit inside tells you to do. That’s why it works in my humble opinion. Rock on. (Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some tacking to do to spread some Thanksgiving cheer to some religious people who don’t like Rev. Rocket. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA)
Praise God for healing you, and how it happened! A lot of people’s problem is they try to put God in a box, and stamp out the “way we do things” like a cookie cutter! God does NOT fit into anybody’s box they made for Him! God says it like this: “Where is the place you will build for me”? “Do not I fill heaven, and earth”?! Under the anointing amazing things transpire if we just yield to Him! I rebuke the foul spirits of epilepsy, bind them in the name of Jesus and OUT they go from others RIGHT NOW! BE MADE WHOLE!
THANKS FOR POSTING, AND WELL SAID! GLAD YOU ARE SPREADING SOME THANKSGIVING CHEER! LOL… I’M SO SURE THE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE WILL LOVE IT!
Джонатан, Пожалуйста, расскажите мою историю. Вы знаете, я плохо говорю по-английски. Пожалуйста, сделай это для меня.
Okay, my little friend. I can’t say no to you when you asked like that. I’ll post this in English and Russian so you can read it too. Nikita is only 18 and came here all by herself, has no family and only a few close friends. Her Satan worshiping boyfriend followed her all the way to the states to try to make her go back, and even tried to turn her into immigration but she got her papers before he could do it. He was nasty, hateful, and abusive and told her he had hired someone to kill her and she was almost afraid to leave the house. She said she heard voices in her head telling her that she was going to die or be killed and the last three days before the music conference she said they became “relentless.” She was trying to get backstage and an overzealous security team was trying to stop her, I finally convinced them to waive her through and when I heard her broken English and the way she was pronouncing the words I knew it would probably be a lot easier to speak Russian to her. So then we could converse fluently and she told me everything that was happening and said that she can’t imagine making anything of her life because she won’t live long enough to accomplish anything. She didn’t understand that Christians have power over that kind of darkness.
So needless to say we had a long chat about spiritual weapons and she got a lot of deliverance. Then all of a sudden she looked behind me and said “there he is!” And the old boyfriend (and I have to wonder where security was THEN) was actually walking up to her. And she suddenly started to laugh and he stopped in his tracks and she repeated what I told her to say to hold his demons bound, and he just turned around and walked away. Anybody watching would think it was just someone who got lost and was wandering around backstage. She kept saying “I can’t believe this,” and I kept laughing and saying “don’t say that!” And then she’d say “oh, yeah, if I say I don’t believe it then it won’t work!” I said “now you’re catching on.” And we just started to laugh and laugh and of course no one knew what was going on because they didn’t understand the language, but the last I heard as of now, he went back where he came from with his tail between his legs and she’s free to live a happy, successful life. May not sound like much when you’re not the one who’s on the hit list, but according to her, it took her faith from average to out of this world, and she said now she knows she can conquer anything that happens. It was a pleasure to pray for someone like her, and I know she’s going to have a blessed life. Praise God for his deliverance and mercy!!
Хорошо, мой маленький друг. Я не могу сказать вам нет, когда вы так спросили. Я выложу это на английском и русском языках, чтобы вы тоже могли это прочитать. Никите всего 18 лет, и она приехала сюда одна, у нее нет семьи и только несколько близких друзей. Ее парень, поклоняющийся сатане, следовал за ней всю дорогу до штатов, пытаясь заставить ее вернуться, и даже пытался превратить ее в иммиграцию, но она получила свои документы, прежде чем он смог это сделать. Он был противным, ненавистным и оскорбительным и сказал ей, что нанял кого-то, чтобы убить ее, и она почти боялась выходить из дома. Она сказала, что слышала голоса в ее голове, говорящие ей, что она умрет или будет убита, и за последние три дня до музыкальной конференции она сказала, что они стали «безжалостными». Она пыталась выйти за кулисы, и чрезмерно усердная команда безопасности пыталась остановить ее, я наконец убедил их отказаться от нее, и когда я услышал ее ломаный английский и то, как она произносила слова, я знал, что, вероятно, будет намного легче говори с ней по русски. Итак, мы могли свободно общаться, и она рассказала мне обо всем, что происходило, и сказала, что не может себе представить, как можно что-то сделать в ее жизни, потому что она не проживет достаточно долго, чтобы чего-то добиться. Она не понимала, что христиане имеют власть над такой тьмой.
Нет нужды говорить, что мы долго болтали о духовном оружии, и она получила много избавлений. Затем она внезапно оглянулась и сказала: «Вот он!» И старый парень (и я должен задаться вопросом, где была ТОГДА охрана) фактически приближался к ней. И она внезапно начала смеяться, и он остановился, и она повторила то, что я ей сказал, чтобы удержать своих демонов связанными, а он просто повернулся и ушел. Любой, кто смотрел, мог подумать, что это просто кто-то заблудился и бродил за кулисами. Она продолжала говорить: «Я не могу в это поверить», а я продолжал смеяться и говорить: «Не говори так!» И тогда она говорила: «О, да, если я скажу, что не верю в это, то это не сработает!» Я сказал: «Теперь ты понимаешь». И мы просто начали смеяться и смеяться, и, конечно, никто не знал, что происходит, потому что они не понимали язык, но последний раз, когда я слышал, он вернулся туда, откуда пришел, с хвостом между ног и она свободна жить счастливой, успешной жизнью. Может показаться не так много, когда вы не тот, кто в хит-листе, но, по ее словам, ее вера ушла от среднего к этому миру, и она сказала, что теперь она знает, что может победить, что происходит. Было приятно помолиться за кого-то вроде нее, и я знаю, что у нее будет благословенная жизнь. Слава Богу за его избавление и милость!
This young girl has a TON of faith and boldness to leave her mother country, and to come to a place by herself where she doesn’t know the language completely, and to have an evil person in pursuit that wanted to kill her! Praise God, that was the Holy Spirit leading her every step of the way, and getting her where someone knew Russian, and knew the Holy Spirit, and how to get her delivered! Praise God, Jesus will move heaven and earth to get to the one who is crying out for help from Him!
Nikita, you go girl, stomp the devil, keep laughing at the devil, praising God, and living by FAITH by which you will overcome the world, the flesh, and the devil! A little faith goes a LONG way, and besides that it is quality faith that matters as you found out recently! Keep speaking the Word of Faith, and as you believe in your heart, and say with your mouth, so will it be to you!
In Jesus name all those in similar situations I bind all the demon spirits arrayed against you, and loose you to walk out and be free, and live for Jesus!
Thanks JBT for sharing this testimony for I believe this will minister to people on many levels… to those who are in similar situations, and others to know how to pray for those in these situations, and the reality of what people are up against, and how to help them!
Yeah….lm tacking this new one to some religious people’s heads!
Seriously, JBT? These testimonies like Lydia’s and Nikita’s and Adam’s are not post worthy in your eyes. I think you must have bumped your head. Don’t worry….we’ll pray for you. LOL
Yeah, this is a great call to prayer. Definitely tacking material. Thanks Rev. Rocket!
You are welcome! Enjoy the tacking!
I had an experience almost exactly like Sophia’s but the 5-threat show off told me not to mention him and I couldn’t figure out how to give the testimony without mentioning that someone prayed for me. I sure didn’t pray for myself. But I was storming out of a meeting of a well known preacher because I was angry….l saw a lot of fanfare and contrived nonsense but no real miracles and people leaving the way they came in, including me, even though they were coercing them into saying they felt what they obviously didn’t feel. So I went flying out the door and I said “I’ve HAD it with these guys, they can go back to Rome and rot for all I care.” And then I crashed right into this guy when I was coming off the elevator. Well, we all know who he was. I couldn’t believe it was him. I said “YOUR song was the only time there was any anointing in that room! Maybe at least when it gets played on TV someone will get what they need.” He said “oh, don’t worry, my song will get edited out in the next 2 minutes,” and then he burst out laughing.
I didn’t know how he could laugh about it. I was steamed. Make sure the one person with the goods doesn’t show up in the TV version. Brilliant! Why have him sing then?? So I ventured to ask him to pray for me, thinking he would have all these reasons he was too busy. But he did, and the next thing I knew I was getting delivered of demons I had my whole life that no one could ever seem to help me with and then he told me all the pitfalls I should avoid, which was right on the money. I guess he knew all that by the word of knowledge gift he claims he doesn’t have. Post these testimonies already like Rev Rocket told you to. Stop being a jerk. You don’t want to be a jerk for the holidays do you? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Contrived pig slop… NOT a good thing! At least when the prodigal son ended up in the pig pen in the pig slop he finally came to his senses and said to himself: “My father’s servants have it better than this”! I think we will call this “contrived nonsense”, “coerced”, “fanfare” idiocy: “PIG SLOP RELIGION”! LOL… maybe THAT will wake them up a little! Praise God for your deliverance! When you cry out to Jesus, and you are at the end of it…Jesus makes a way where there seems to be no way!
GOOD ADVICE FOR YOU KNOW WHO! HAPPY HOLIDAYS… HA HA HA HA!
Pig slop religion. My sides are killing me from laughing. Oh the pain. Can you pray for my sides? HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!
The pig slop thing got to me. I can’t stand it. I laughed til I cried.
PIG SLOP RELIGION! Do it with a hashtag on FB everyone. Seriously. Can’t stop laughing!
Well, Rev. Rocket, my husband has been laughing for half an hour straight now. Pig slop religion. I love it!
Glad you love it…it is ABOUT TIME we call it what it is!!! HA HA HA HA…IF THE SLOP FITS…WALLOW IN IT ALL WHO HAVE FOLLOWED MAN AND DEVIL MADE RELIGIONS! SOW TO PIG SLOP..REAP PIG SLOP! LOL
“Contrived Pig Slop.” I SO dig it!
Contrived Pig Slop! That’s so ingenious! I love it.
I laughed til the tears rolled! Pig Slop Religion! You should do a whole post!
Contrived Pig Slop. I never laughed so hard in my life!!!
Okay, I’ve had it with you dancer man. Here is my testimony. I was nothing but a strung out junkie and JBT came across me when his car broke down one time and he was going through a really bad section of town to get some help. So there I am, sitting on steps to an abandoned building and I saw him walking by and figured he was “looking for a date.” Then when he got up close I thought, no….he’s so handsome he must be gay. I asked him anyway and he said, no, it was that he broke down and unfortunately forgot his cell phone so he was going to cross the highway over to the mall. I said “okay, but you’ll end up getting killed.” But he didn’t. The next night he came back though. I said “car broke down again or are you looking for love?” And he said “actually, you’re the one who needs love, because you think there is no one in the universe who loves you, but that’s not true.” I said “yeah, okay, whatever, is this some of that typical God is love blankety-blank.” He said “Well, Jesus loves you enough to have died for you, I would definitely call that love. And I love you as a soon to be sister-in-Christ.”
I just rolled my eyes and said “I actually feel like killing you just for saying that.” And he said “well, even if you could, and you can’t, there would still be two people who love you and the other one can’t be killed. You just feel angry because you’ve been trampled and rejected and abused your whole life and you don’t believe anyone anymore.”
I finally said “Ok ok ok ok WHATEVER, I’ll listen to you.” And then I just started bawling like a baby. So get the picture of this now. He actually put his arm around scum-of-the-earth, drug addict me. So imagine it. There’s me, dressed like a you-know-what, because that’s what I was, sitting there with my head on this stranger’s shoulder crying my eyes out. I couldn’t begin to tell it all. It’s too much. But of course, I got saved and spirit filled and turned my whole life around. Naturally he gave me the blog and my life as improved 1000% since then. I’ve read so many of these miracles that happened here on this site, including people throwing out their stash! I’ve heard of people kicking drugs, but never exactly that way! So thanks Rev. Rocket for all this hard work. I built my faith to finally get beyond go nowhere minimum wage jobs! I think I might actually have a plan for my future! As far as YOU, JBT, you HATE any type of thanks, attention, recognition, but the thing is…you want to talk about love….people around here love you SO much. That girl was right about that. And this is why. You stop to bother with the dregs of society like me. BUT….you need to get on here and tell my story from YOUR perspective. And don’t leave anything out. If you don’t do it, I’m going to come on here every single day and ask you again until the rapture comes or I die a natural death. The end.
God bless you, truly, and what a story you have shared! Jesus takes us from the gutter and picks us up, cleans us up, sets us free, delivers, heals us, sets our heart a dancing, and sets our feet a dancing too! Praise God! You received a Holy Spirit life transformation! Others will too now that feel as though there is no hope for them! I loose them now from all the past and claim their salvation and deliverance in Jesus name!
You are welcome, and I am SO glad to hear how this has helped you and built your faith so that your life has improved 1000%! Amen, and keep on in the victory and love of Jesus! Your life is precious, and you are a beautiful gem to Jesus!
Contrived pig slop. Rev Rocket…..you almost made me pee my pants!!
Contrived pig slop! I laughed til I cried and then some!
Pig slop religion. I think that’s a great name for virtually every big name preacher out there. LOVE IT
Pig slop religion! I pee’s my pants too!
You guys are killing me. But I know this girl, and she’ll do it…She will ask me every day until the rapture comes or she dies so I might as well post it. Some of it from my perspective might not make sense though, but this seems pretty important to her so I’ll do my best. You guys are brutal, man! As she said, I was broke down without my cell phone and going through a very bad section of town. I wanted to witness to her right then, but the Holy Spirit said it would be a greater witness the next night because she fully expected me to get mugged and killed on my way across the highway to the mall. That does happen with alarming frequency in that area. Ooops. Anyway, I went back the next night and I specifically heard the Holy Spirit say that the enemy’s plan was to have her dead in a month. In fact, a well-known pastor told me I was just hearing strange voices when I told him about that. Just thought I’d interject a commercial for stupidity.
So when I sat down with her, deep down in my spirit I saw a vision of a heart that was dead. (I’m trying to explain it the best I can) it was like a dying heart that was trying to beat and couldn’t. Like the heart of an old person who is ready to die. And the Holy Spirit said that she was brokenhearted and that her spirit was wounded and she was losing the ability to feel any emotion about anything. Later she told me that was why she shrugged and told me I would end up dead walking through there. She said that she really DIDN’T feel any emotion when she said that, even when she thought it would happen. She just didn’t care about life or anyone in it. Then I prayed in tongues, but I was hearing the interpretation in my mind, which never happened before, and the prayer was “The chains around her heart are broken and her spirit is renewed,” and that’s when she burst into tears.
Well, we did a lot of praying and all kinds of things that night, right there on the steps of the abandoned building, and then she told ME some things I didn’t know or only knew part of. For example, she said that a month from that day was her birthday and she was going to go out with a bang. She pointed over to the Golden Gate Bridge and said “I was going off that on my 21st birthday.” Imagine that? The Holy Spirit knew what he was talking about when he said she wouldn’t be there in a month. I told her that chains were broken from around her heart and she would no longer be a spirit trying to live in the body and mind of an emotional zombie and she said “I just described MYSELF to someone as an ’emotional zombie,’ where did you get that term from?” So needless to say, we did a lot of talking about the Holy Spirit at that point. She was 100% the fastest learner I ever had the privilege to meet in my life. Then she said that her arm was broken twice and hurt constantly but when I touched it, the pain stopped for the first time in four years. But I had to tell her that I never touched her arm. She kept saying, “you had to, I felt someone’s hand on me, who was it?” I said “the same one who healed your spirit.” There’s a lot more, but I just don’t know how to explain it from my perspective because I don’t think it will make any sense. Maybe this will be enough. If not, l’ll try to figure out how to put it into words.
I appreciate your answer here because I know it took a lot for you to do that! There were amazing things here that the Holy Spirit revealed, and I KNOW that the revelation of the chains being broken around her heart are broken and her spirit is renewed came from the Holy Spirit, and that was exactly the word that started opening her up and setting her free! Also, how the Holy Spirit instructed to go over the highway knowing that she thought for sure you would be mugged and killed in that area, and then come back the next night. It did build her faith, and God saved her, set her free, filled her with His Spirit and saved her from suicide! People’s faith should come alive for God knows every little detail it will take to work the work of His miracle working power that will set us free!
It doesn’t matter how low any one feels or has sunk to; Jesus is here with outstretched arms saying to come to Him, and you will find rest! Praise God! As He touched her with His hand her arm was healed that was in pain for 4 years, so He touches many now by His Spirit and heals of every pain, hurt, sickness, and oppression! In the name of Jesus be made whole! What Jesus does for one He will do for all who come to Him in faith! He is no respecter of persons!
Pig slop religion, I never heard anything so funny!
Okay, so I was in a public place laughing so boisterously that they thought I was crazy. Never read contrived pig slop on your phone when you’re out.
Contrived pig slop. LOL LOL LOL
Pig slop religion. I just love it!!
Well thanks for posting that for me, JBT! At least it meant something to me. ( I THOUGHT it would bless other people) Oh well, you can’t win ’em all. LOL.
It will bless others and is!
I know it REALLY blessed me! Sometimes it takes into week to get the comments,but the updated word is that people are waiting to hear the rest of what happened with “baited breath”.
Yeah, I was wondering what’s up with that too. Is anyone alive out there?? LOL
Well, we’re waiting with baited breath for him to figure out how to say the part that he can’t explain.
Noooo! I don’t know how!
I can give you an outstanding testimony. I use to travel with this high-profile secular band. I’m not with them anymore, which is why I’m working in a pawnshop. LOL. But one time we chartered a pretty good size plane to get to Southern California very quickly and the weather was beautiful. So were all enjoying the flight, rapping with the pilot a little bit. We thought he was kind of shoving his religion on us but he was cool, so we didn’t mind. Then…hmmm…What was that line from Gilligan’s Island? The weather started churning up? Anyway, all of a sudden we were in the middle of a pretty bad squall and lost one of the two engines and some of the instruments. ( found out later nobody checked the plane before it went up)
So we were panicked, and he said “well, do you think that God you said you don’t believe in might get us safely landed?” I said “this is not a joke!” He said “no, it’s not, and believe me not one bone in my body is laughing right now.” So I kept talking and so did one of the other band members and finally he said “you know, I would be very happy if you would go sit down and put your seatbelts on!” So we finally listened and went and buckled up, but I could hear him asking the control guy at the tower over and over again to please get his instruments “rerouted or restored,” whatever that meant, but it didn’t sound like he was having much luck.
Finally, we got to the destination and the plane was refusing to land! Seriously, that bad boy just did NOT want to go through the turbulence to get down to the runway. Then I heard him say to the tower “I have to nosedive through this, PLEASE get my instruments back. I’d rather not arrive in town in a flat spin.” I thought to myself “This guy is nuts. He claims he doesn’t think it’s a joke, but the way he words things would make you think otherwise. I guess he’s just one of those droll people. Anyway, nosedive is right… All of a sudden the runway looked like the angle would be if you’re looking down an elevator shaft. He said “Hmmm, well THAT’S not going to work, come on, show me a little love here.” (I was almost waiting for the plane to start talking back) and then all of a sudden the runway was dead ahead through the windshield like it’s supposed to look. Well, I got saved. I have no idea what’s wrong with the other three. If that wasn’t God bringing that thing in, I don’t know what it was. It was enough for me. So, now I’m broke and happy, but at least I’m going to heaven when I die. I’m sure from reading this blog you know who the pilot was. The kind of guy you love to hate.
Praise God, He is a mighty good God, and knows how to deliver us from death! The law of lift is one thing, but a nose dive quite another! The law of lift gets the plane up and flying, but let’s face it, a nose dive is straight down! God took a straight down and turned it up to land safely! Praise God for giving you the sense to get saved! I guess we could call the pilot: The Singing, Dancing Pilot!
Thanks for sharing your testimony, it’s a good one!
I hope you do a whole post on pig slop religion!!! ROFL
Actually it is half written…LOLATT!
Come ON JBT, that’s not FAIR!!
Come ON, JBT. Just TRY to describe it. You can’t leave us hanging here…..it’s not fair!
Rev. Rocket Help me!
OK everyone, here is my understanding of what happened, and why it is that it cannot totally be explained! I get it now! Here is the thing: something came from heaven that we don’t have anything here created to compare it to! What I got is that JBT is more frustrated than anyone because he wants to tell about it, but there is nothing here to compare it to at all, and there is NO way to communicate it! Sooooo, When this “special manifestation of heaven” came … the chains around this dear girl’s heart that had her bound in the horribleness of satan’s bondage were COMPLETELY BROKEN, and her spirit was loosed and renewed! My personal, “opinion” is that God’s creative power manifested in a way that is so powerful, beyond anything we know, that it annihilates anything evil in it’s path, and the glory of God is manifested! Have you not read of JOY so powerful, and beyond anything we know in the natural that it is “unspeakable”? There are no mere words that can describe it! 2 Corinthians12:4 Paul was caught up into Paradise, and he heard things THAT ARE NOT “ABLE” TO BE TOLD!
SO LET’S ALL COME ON AND REJOICE AND PRAISE GOD FOR THIS TREMENDOUS LIFE TRANSFORMATION THAT TOOK A PRECIOUS SOUL FROM darkness to LIGHT, FROM bondage to FREEDOM, AND FROM ashes to BEAUTY! I SEND A HOLY SPIRIT HUG OUT TO THIS GIRL WHO WAS GLORIOUSLY SAVED AND SET FREE BY A TREMENDOUS MIRACLE FROM JESUS! WONDERFUL! THIS SHOWS THAT GOD WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO TAKE US FROM THE horrible pit and GET US OUT, WET US ON THE ROCK, ESTABLISH OUR GOINGS, AND PUT A NEW SONG IN OUR MOUTH, EVEN PRAISE TO OUR GOD THAT MANY WILL SEE AND FEAR THE LORD! (STAND IN AWE OF HIM)
Dig on the plane story!
I can’t wait for the pig slop post!
NO WORRIES….PIG SLOP ON THE WAY!
I get it! I like that answer!
Ok…l see now! It’s an otherwordly thing! Ok…dig it.
Ok…l guess we’ll let you off the hook, JBT.
Rev. Rocket saved my life…😃
Rev. Rockets answer was perfect. I get it now. You should have explained it that way JBT! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ok…but you still can’t get off the hook for not telling about what happened last year when you did Oh Holy Night. I can’t wait for the pig slop post, Rev.Rocket!
I can’t wait to hear the pig slop post! I feel some tacking coming on, though.
I’m laughing harder at the person who said they can’t wait to hear the “pig slop post” than I did when I first heard the phrase to begin with!
Ok, negligent one, here I am. Last year my teacher was invited to do O Holy Night at a dumb denominational church Christmas show at a small amphitheater that was just looking for talent to pump up the crowd. Well, it worked. Lot’s of people came to hear him, especially a lot of his old theater cronies. Then this one pastor got hot under the collar and walked up to him and said “I know you, I know you, get out of here, you need to get out, get away from here..” and he got so red in the face we thought he’d have a stroke. Then he raced in and went to the computer and took him out of the itinerary. SO then the stage manager came out and said “what’s with this last minute cancellation when you’re standing right here?” JBT said “I don’t know, ask tomato face here.” Talk about nearly pee’ing my pants! Anyway, the stage manager just did the backstage motion with her hand for “get back here and warm up.” Ooops, ok, so there he goes.
Then when he did the song, he got to the line in the second verse where it says
“Jesus law is Love and His gospel is Peace;
Chains shall he break, for the slave is our brother,
And in his name all oppression shall cease,”
Then that suspended animation thing happened. He stopped playing and singing and just sat there for almost ten minutes. and then 5 people came running up to the bottom of the steps that lead up to stage and they started screaming out demons. And the thing is, God held everyone back. Because normally people in the world, and ESPECIALLY people in the “church” world would just be calling 911 or something. But NOBODY moved. And then when that part was over, he went back to singing and everyone started to move again. I think God held them still til those people were delivered. I KNEW he would never post this one, because a little birdy told me….his wife! HA HA HA HA HA HA. I think I will give him another F for this year.
PRAISE JESUS FOR IN HIS NAME ALL OPPRESSION SHALL CEASE! THANK YOU ROVING REPORTER FOR SHARING THIS IMPORTANT ONE! WHEN IT IS REALLY THE POWER OF GOD… NO ONE HAS TO WORK IT UP IN THE FLESH DO THEY?! EVERYBODY WAS SLAIN IN THE SPIRIT RIGHT WHERE THEY WERE … NOBODY INTERFERED, AND GOD DELIVERED 5 PEOPLE THAT “CONTRIVED, PIG SLOP RELIGION” WOULD HAVE NEVER HELPED! OF COURSE, “TOMATO FACE” TRIED TO STOP HIM FROM SINGING, BUT FAILED IN HIS demonic “CONTRIVED, PIG SLOP”, RELIGIOUS spirit maneuver! YEAH, JESUS!
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF GOD’S WORDS, OR THE POWER OF A HOLY GHOST ANOINTED SONG!
THANKS FOR THE POST, AND MAY GOD BE WITH YOU IN YOUR ENDEAVORS!
Since everyone is speaking their mind about these criminal televangelists can I add my two cents? They are REPULSIVE. I heard one just recently telling a person they had to “sow” a bigger seed to receive their healing and they left because they had no money!! I gave the person the blog address, I hope they come here. I hope those idiots get arrested some day. They’re ruining peoples’ lives. Yeah, give a preacher money to buy more cocaine. THAT will ensure you get healed. GAG.
SOUNDS LIKE… LOOKS LIKE… FEELS LIKE… PIG SLOP RELIGION! GAG IS RIGHT.. CAN’T “BUY” HEALING FROM GOD SINCE JESUS ALREADY PAID THE PRICE … HIS LIFE!
Rev. Rocket, I am obsessed with thinking that I will find a breast tumor. I was going to have you pray for me over the blog and do that thing where I read the prayer and put my hand on the screen and get delivered. A pastor told me that can’t work but JBT said that what the pastor said was the equivalent to what comes out of the rear end of a bull. I think I figured out what he wished he could say. I just had to laugh. Anyway, will you do a little prayer for me?
YES, INDEED, AND YOU WILL BE TOTALLY DELIVERED IN THE NAME OF JESUS! JUST PUT YOUR HAND ON THE SCREEN AS A POINT OF CONTACT, AND I AM TOUCHING THE SCREEN IN THE NAME OF JESUS! BE LOOSED FROM EVERY demon of obsession of tumor, fear of tumor, thoughts of tumor, and spirits of tumor IN THE NAME OF JESUS! THE POWER OF THE HOLY SPIRIT IS ON YOU NOW AND WORKS FROM THE INSIDE OUT IN THE NAME OF JESUS, AND QUICKENS YOUR MORTAL BODY… BRINGS LIFE TO ;YOUR BODY, GOD’S LIFE! IN FACT, YOU ARE ALSO BEING DELIVERED OF spirits that came in through a traumatic event in your life, and NOTHING WILL EVER BE ABLE TO AFFECT YOU AGAIN FROM IT IN THE NAME OF JESUS! PRAISE GOD FOR YOUR DELIVERANCE, HEALING, AND REVITALIZATION! NO TUMOR OR CANCER EVER FOR YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
THE PASTOR WITH THE FALSE REPORT NEEDS TO GET DELIVERED FROM “CONTRIVED, PIG SLOP RELIGION”… HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
NOW, ALL OTHERS WITH THESE SAME KIND OF spirits GO FREE IN THE NAME OF JESUS, AND ALL LYING SYMPTOMS GO OUT TOO IN JESUS NAME!
Rev.Rocket, when is the pig slop post coming!
Twon’t be long now! Like that new word? HA HA
l am still splitting my sides over “contrived pig slop!”
A small sample of that which is to come! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Great testimony about the O Holy Night song! Thanks!
Love the Oh Holy Night story. Thanks !
It DID work. He was wrong and you were right and I TOLD him so! Thanks Rev. Rocket!
Amen, this gospel of Jesus Christ works EVERY TIME, ALL THE TIME! NO MORE obsessive thoughts of tumors! Praise Jesus! Those demons are totally tortuousness, and GOOD RIDDANCE to them, and their torment! I’m glad you told the Pastor that this worked because many ministers have sat on their laurels for many years excusing themselves from the Power of God, healing, deliverance, etc. Now it is WAKE UP TIME! PRAISE GOD FOR YOUR DELIVERANCE! THAT BOOSTS YOUR FAITH! KEEP THAT SIMPLE FAITH GOING, AND YOU WILL BE VERY GLAD YOU DID!
I’ve had it with Mr Dance Fever here. He claims I can get the throw the stash out miracle if I come here and read the others testimonies about it. I said “yeah, well that doesn’t mean it will work for ME.” He talks about this stuff like he KNOWS what will happen. Eh….l don’t think so, but I will try it anyway. ( I do really like this blog! )
In this case Mr. Dance Fever is tapping into some inside information I do believe! Now, it is up to about 91 in the stash thrower out MIRACLE! THE HOLY SPIRIT HAS UNLIMITED POWER, AND GOD CAN DO WHAT NO OTHER CAN DO, AND HE DOES MIGHTY, POWERFUL MIRACLES OF DELIVERANCE THAT SET YOUR HEART A DANCING, AND SETS YOUR FEET A DANCING TOO….. WHILE HE BLOWS THE DRUG ADDICTION TO SMITHEREENS, AND IT WILL BE JUST AS IF YOU NEVER TOOK DRUGS! WATCH AND SEE!
GOOD TO HEAR YOU REALLY LIKE THE BLOG, AND THAT IT IS BLESSING YOU! GOD IS GOOD!
Rev. Rocket! I need prayer. It’s the big H. Pray it goes ok, pleeeeeeaaaaaaase.
You got the prayer for sure, 100%, and don’t you worry… NOT even a little bit! God has taken care of it! :>)
Ooops. I threw my stash out.
There ya go! JESUS NEVER FAILS! ENJOY YOUR NEW FREEDOM; YOU ARE OFFICIALLY IN THE “THROW THE STASH OUT” CLUB! WHEN YOU LIVE FOR JESUS YOU LIVE THE “TRUE” HIGH LIFE FAR ABOVE IT ALL IN HEAVENLY PLACES IN CHRIST JESUS! ABIDE IN JESUS BY FAITH AND YOU WILL NEVER BE DISAPPOINTED! PRAISE GOD FOR SETTING YOU FREE!
That’s the greatest phrase yet…”Idiot pig slop peddlers.” HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Ok, I’m in. Ya got me.