145 thoughts on “Comic Relief”

    1. Hahahaha YES YOU DID MAKE THE REAL NEWS! GOTTA LOVE AN 80MPH KICK! BYE,BYE ORANGE “BLOB”… HELLO SANITY!

    1. DEFINITELY JBT DOING THE KICKING. IF HE WOULD FESS UP, WHICH, MMMMM NOT PROBABLY HAPPENING, I THINK HE PROBABLY PRAYED OVER OUSTING THE ORANGE BLOB HUNDREDS OF HOURS!

    1. Hahaha glad you thoroughly enjoyed this. These kind of things I get as a whole picture and then map it out! Bye bye orange blob, hello sanity and faith!

    1. It was like I saw this as a whole picture and put it on paper! The kicker is you know who! It’s “kickoff time!” Hahahahaha

    1. Haha.. glad you enjoyed! I just thought it was time to put it on so we could all laugh! It’s like laughing the orange blonde right on out! Hahaha!

    1. Haha.. that seems to be the question! My mind started going, and as they say one thing led to another! Ha! It just seemed like it needed to be done!

  19. Is that Mr. Dance Fever in doing the kick? I use to dance with him and he had a green silk shirt like that for one of the shows. This is too funny. To Russia with love. I would like to kick him somewhere else too. HA HA HA HA HA HA

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    1. Yes it is Mr. DANCE FEVER doing the kick, and get this… I never knew in the natural he wore a green silk shirt, but must mean something because I put down what I saw in my mind! I would like to be there when you do ” the OTHER kick!” Hahahahahaha!

    1. I HEAR YOU! SAD CASE OF MALIGNANT NARCISSIM, ACCORDING TO THE EXPERTS! LOOK THAT ONE UP AND YOU WILL SEE WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH.. AGENT ORANGE
      FOR SURE! I AM STANDING IN FAITH OVER IT ALL AND AM BELIEVING GOD! THE DEVIL IS A LIAR, ALL OF THE EVIL GOING ON WILL BE EXPOSED AS THE TRUTH IS SHOWN!

    1. That may take a scientific study…hahahaha! It’s like seeing all the pieces of a puzzle and see the whole picture and put the pieces together in the right way! Glad you enjoyed and love it! Thanks for sharing.

    1. Yes, the phony preachers need the JBT kick to Russia also, so ask him to give them the kick also, but GOOD!

  23. Well, Mr. Dance Fever….DO IT ALREADY, kick the orange blob to Russia! Putin, with his cute little P on his shirt will be there to hug him…Oooops. I mean step on him.

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  25. Did JBT tell you that was one of his dance outfits in “The Flash and the Fury?” Just so you KNOW…..I had a green dress that I wore when Julianne condescended to let me dance with Johnny every now and then when he did Flash. Just sayin’… ANYWAY….this cartoon is too precious for words!!

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    1. No one told me anything about what JBT wore in FLASH..! I am beginning to think that maybe God had a hand in this. I bet your green dress was stunning! Glad you love this!

  26. Rev. Rocket I have HAD it with this LUNACTIC in the WH. he has Michigan state officials (republican) come to the WH today for a “meeting.” Well you know what that is! He’s trying to get them to encourage their electorates to refuse to confirm their votes on the 14th in order to stop Sleepy Joe from becoming president. JBT said “Yeah, well, they are going to turn dear Donnie down on that request. ” I hope he’s right. I can’t TAKE this anymore. ARRRRGGHHHH!

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    1. He is right! The trumpitis orange blob is being kicked far far awaaaaay! Lol Enjoy laughing at the idiot!

  28. I can’t stand Trump, I can’t stand these preachers, and I have no idea how I will EVER get through the next 60 days. I can’t stand it anymore Rocket preacher!!

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    1. Trump and trumpitis backslidden preachers are ALL OVER! PRAISE God for the answer, and you will rise above it!

  29. Well, Georgia finally stopped counting and certified the votes. At least one chapter of the saga is over. And now Donnie Wonnie Junior has Covid. Well, don’t be IDIOTS!

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    1. Georgia should have read my post when I called it there! Hahahaha. Yeah, the idiots show their ignorance and then end up with covid!

    1. YES, THESE IDIOTS DO HAVE TO GO SO LET’S INTERCEDE AND PRAY OVER IT ALL FOR THEM TO BE REMOVED QUICKLY AND SHUT UP! PRAY WISDOM ON SLEEPY JOE AND A QUICKENING TO OVERCOME IT ALL!

  35. They’re shutting us down again, rev. Rockett! I’m so depressed. The only fun thing we have is school and hearing JBT blow the roof off places when he moonlights.

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    1. I know, and I am praying against what is going on! Lord, send many healing, delivering angels to every area there to heal and deliver your people in Jesus name! God will make a way where there seems to be no way!

  36. Agent Orange was fiddling as Rome burns (playing golf instead of attending the coronavirua summit) and l was picturing his orange blubber being kicked to Russia!

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    1. oh YEAH… ORANGE BLUBBER TO RUSSIA…HAHAHAHA. NO MORE “WATCHING ROME BURN” WHILE PLAYING GOLF…. OUT WITH ORANGE BLUBBER!

    1. He is definitely beside himself! The thought of “no more orange blob” are JOYFUL to say the least!

  38. Rocket preacher, will you pray that people understand that the Michigan certification interference is just white noise and is not going to change anything?

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    1. I will pray that it will be clear to people that it is just white noise! All the orange blob does is lie, and lies have no power before the truth!

    1. Amen and HALLELUJAH! PERSISTENCY PREVAILS! GOOD JOB! GOD MAKES A WAY WHERE THERE SEEMS TO BE NO WAY AS WE HAVING DONE ALL TO STAND… STAND!

    1. Hallelujah to Jesus! The orange garbage IS a failure and all the evil he is trying to do will fall to the ground like a lead balloon!

  42. Rev Rockett! JBT played outside in the courtyard of a hotel and a bunch of people came and every time the security or the police came by they couldn’t see us!!

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  43. Rocket preacher….this invisible piano player prayed for me and I finally got spirit filled. I NEVER thought it would happen! And a girl called the Roving Reporter told me to come here and tell about it. I guess he wasn’t suppose to be there but any time any kind of security or peace officers came, it seemed like they couldn’t see him! Now I come and see this awesome cartoon. Goodbye to the orange blob!!!

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    1. Praise God… NEVER say NEVER! It was worth the price of admission to hear of God blinding them from seeing the piano player! Praise God you are now filled with the Spirit and a whole new victorious life awaits you!!!!

  44. Ok, I don’t know who you two are or what all this means but I’m here. I will read all these. This is especially good though….To Russia with Orange! LOL

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    1. You are here by the Holy Spirit and He will reveal the truth to you as you read on!! Yes the Orange mess is : To Russia with Orange!!! LOL Bye, bye!

  45. Okay so I ended up getting spirit filled when this guy prayed for me at a hotel. He was playing in the courtyard and I guess none of us were really supposed to be there because we were on curfew now because of the coronavirus. But the policeman and the security guards didn’t even seem to see us! Did God do that? Anyway, I’m glad I got spirit filled, that’s for sure. A girl named the Roving Reporter told me to come on here and tell what happened! Dig on the cartoon. Bye-bye to Agent Orange!!

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    1. Yes God blinded them from seeing any of you. He blinded a whole army in the old Testament to deliver God’s man. Praise God for filling you with the Holy Spirit!

    1. HahahahahA .. love it! Have a good old time! You will not die but live… and come away from them rejoicing! Lol Angel’s of deliverance follow the truth and are there to bear you up in their hands lest you dash your foot against a stone!

  48. Rev. Rocket, Los Angeles County is banned from even doing outdoor dining right now! Are we all going to die of the coronavirus?

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    1. No NO NO.. A THOUSAND TIMES NO, NO DYING FOR GOD’S PEOPLE!! GOD’S PEOPLE ARE COMING OUT ONTOP BY FAITH, AND THE AWESOME POWER OF THE HOLY SPIRIT! I REBUKE ALL OF THE spirits of fear, and that carry the virus IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS! I LOOSE THE SPIRIT OF FAITH ON YOU AND OTHERS WHO ARE BELIEVERS SO STRONG IN YOU THAT IT WILL PULVERIZE ALL evil AND BRING YOU OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE REJOICING! READ PSALM 91 ABOUT 7 TIMES OUT LOUD AND THEN REJOICE! THE BATTLE IS THE LORD’S! PRAISE YOU JESUS FOR THE ANSWER RIGHT NOW!

  49. Rev. Rocket, I’ve had it with Sid Roth, I’ve had it with Kenneth Copeland and I’ve had it with Paula White. They are charlatans. I can’t stand this anymore!!! PHONIES!!!

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    1. YOU ARE EXACTLY RIGHT ON! THEY NEED TO STEP DOWN FOR THE HOLY SPIRIT WAS NOT.. NOT… NOT IN ANY OF THEIR FALSE PROPHECIES AND THEY ARE NOT HEARING GOD AT ALL! GOD SAYS IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY ARE A PROPHET AND PROPHECIES LIES AND THINGS THAT DO NOT HAPPEN THAT THEY ARE FALSE PROPHETS AND WE SHOULD NOT LISTEN TO THEM AND GET AWAY FROM THEM! I LOOSE PEOPLE FROM THEIR SPIRITS OF DECEPTION IN JESUS NAME!

      MAYBE PAULA DID NOT GET ENOUGH ENLIGHTENMENT WHEN SHE CHECKED INTO A HOTEL WITH BENNY HINN UNDER BIBLICAL NAMES AND CAME OUT HOLDING HANDS!!!???? AND MAYBE COPELAND HAS SPENT JUST TOO MANY HOURS IN HIS LUXURY JETS AND GOT CONFUSED WITH THE VOICE OF THE DEVIL WITH GOD’S VOICE!!??? AND MAYBE SID SHOULD JUST STOP TRYING TO JUSTIFY PREACHERS LYING SINS!!!????

      I LOOSE BELIEVERS FROM ALL THE CONTROLS AND FALSE DOCTRINES AND LYING SPIRITS from PHONY PREACHERS IN JESUS NAME!

  50. Rocket preacher, stupid Sid Roth said that maybe the “prophets” got it wrong because God “spoke to them in a language they didn’t understand.”

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    1. THE SO CALLED “prophets” GOT IT WRONG BECAUSE THEY ARE FALSE LYING PROPHETS WHO DID NOT HEAR FROM GOD AT ALL! THEY NEED TO REPENT FOR ALL THE EVIL THEY ARE DOING AND INVOLVED WITH!

      SID ROTH DID NOT…NOT..NOT HEAR FROM GOD ON THIS AND HE NEEDS TO REPENT ALSO FOR MISLEADING AND LYING TO GOD’S PEOPLE!

    1. O.K. ASK HIM TO REMEMBER ALL THE SONGS WITH THE NAME OF JESUS IN THEM AND SEE IF HE CAN SING THEM AND REMEMBER ALL THE WORDS!!! I AM SENDING UP A PRAYER. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

    1. BYE BYE, GOOD RIDDANCE, HASTA LAVISTA, OVER AND OUT, DONE.. AGENT ORANGE! CANT GET OUT FAST ENOUGH! P-man AWAITS TO PUT HIS FOOT ON HIS NECK! HAHAHAHA. YES, THANK YOU JESUS FOR DELIVERING US FROM THE MALIGNANT NARCISIST!!! ( check out the definition of that one)

  54. Thanks for the Thanksgiving Cheer with this awesome cartoon. To Russia with Orange, we thank you Putin, for getting him off our hands.

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    1. You are welcome! This is the cheeriest Thanksgiving ever with Orange on the way to Russia! Let the door hit him on the way out!!! HAHAHAHAHA.

    1. You are welcome! Appreciate your comment! We all aremway over due for relief from cockeyed agent orange!!!

    1. Praise Jesus you are IN the club number 138! 138 reasons for GREAT JOY! EVERYTHING THE DEVIL HOOKS PEOPLE ON ROBS, KILLS, AND DESTROYS, BUT JESUS CAME THAT WE MIGHT HAVE LIFE AND LIFE MORE ABUNDANTLY!! PRAISE GOD YOU ARE FREE! 😀

    1. THANKS, GLAD YOU ENJOYED THIS! WE ALL NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH! MAYBE HE WILL GET KICKED SO HARD THAT HE BECOMES AN ORANGE BLUR! LOL

  60. This is the best cartoon ever regarding the orange blob in the White House. I hope he takes all the preachers with him when he runs off to his lover Putin. Love the cartoon.

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    1. Thanks! Yes, the orange blob should definitely take all the false preachers with him when he runs off to the man with the P on his shirt! HAHAHAHAHA

    1. I’m very glad to hear you love it! I join you in saying: “bye bye loser…” hahahaha, and good riddance forever!!!

  62. Okay, so were reaching almost epidemic proportions here in California and I just got laid off again. Except that because of our illustrious Congress there’s no more added to the unemployment and I can’t live. can we pray for me!?

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    1. YES, INDEED WE ARE PRAYING FOR YOU AS I SPEAK AND GOD MAKES A WAY WHERE THERE “SEEMS” TO BE NO WAY! DON’T LIMIT GOD AND LOOK STEDFASTLY TO HIM FOR HE NEVER FAILS! GOD IS GREATER THAN ALL THIS MESS AND I PRAY YOU FIND UNEXPECTED SOURCES OF INCOME, AND TO MAKE MONEY IN JESUS NAME!

    1. I did it in 2016, and it’s so good to hear you love it to pieces! I felt it was the time to share it now for obvious reasons!! Enjoy!

    1. Hey what do you expect from an idiot who is a malignant narcisist?! Lol He better get used to no audience to hear repetitive lies and false accusations!

  65. Ok, so I don’t think poverty glorifies God but I also can’t picture Jesus in a $350,000 Ferrari like Joel Osteen just bought with donations. I am so sick of these phony preachers who do no good and only do bad!

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    1. He needs to read the scripture that says: “What does it profit if a man gain the whole world, but lose his soul?” It is amazing how far some have sunk, and that’s why God warns to take heed (pay attention) lest there be in you an evil heart of unbelief in departing from the living God! We need to believe the WHOLE Word of God, or it becomes lopsided, and deception, and lies come in and leaven the whole lump! In fact a “little” leaven leavens the whole lump! God said that the “love of money” is the root of all evil! It is exactly as you said and God wants to prosper us, but there are lines the phonies are crossing that are NOT of God and are.opposite to what godly people are to do!

  66. Malignant narcissism! I never heard of that until you mentioned it here and then I looked it up. He has every single symptom! I just hope he doesn’t do anything crazy while he is still in office.

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    1. You are right, he has all the symptoms! We shall bind all the demons of m.n. and forbid them to cause any evil while he is still there!

  67. Rocket preacher, can we pray that psycho-Pres doesn’t do anything crazy like try to get us into more out of spite because he lost? I’m really concerned about that.

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    1. YES LET’S ALL AGREE TOGETHER IN PRAYER THAT PSYCHO-ORANGE CANNOT DO ANYTHING CRAZY!!!! UNDER OUR FEET!!!!

    1. Thanks, glad you love it! I think we all needed to laugh, and especially AT THE ORANGE BLOB AND ALL HIS MESS! HAHA HE WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGHS BEST… BYE BYE ORANGE BLOB, AND DEFINITELY “LET” THE DOOR HIT YOU HARD ON THE WAY OUT!!

  69. Ok JBT, you did not post what happened Sunday night like you said you would and now l am back to find out about your delinquency. I will give you a few more hours…..

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    1. There is always HOPE… hahaha.., but I think they need to invent a new floor… the 6th floor for.those with ORANGE BLOBITIS!

  71. Okay, so I am officially giving Mr. Dance Fever a failing grade for not putting up the testimony. Here is what happened. He was playing in the park and we were trying not to draw a big crowd, but they came anyway, seemingly blinded to the peace officers. Of course, there’s that one policeman who turns a blind eye on purpose because whenever things happen he always goes to get someone who really needs help. But anyway, that man came that sometimes shows up and requests songs and then disappears into the crowd. He came and was standing there next to this girl who seemed to be having a lot of problems, and he said to JBT “I need you to tell her something, but she only speaks Russian.” And JBT said to the man “I have a funny feeling you can speak in any language you want.” I think he was hoping that the man would just tell her whatever was himself, but the mystery man said “Well, when God wants you to do something, I think you should just do it and not question anything.” Ooops, so JBT instantly agreed and I don’t know what was said to the girl but she looked like her face became a thousand watt lightbulb at the end of it, and then the man said “She doesn’t trust anybody, but now she has someone to turn to when I’m not here. Because I’m rarely here, let’s face it. So just keep doing what God wants you to. I think you will. You don’t need me to tell you that.” And boy did they just look at each other for a long time in a way that I can’t even explain and then JBT turned to the girl and they were talking for a long time, but of course we couldn’t understand, and then we looked up and naturally, the mystery man was gone. Someone said he just “disappeared into the crowd.” What do you make of it Rev. Rocket?

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    1. Angels are ministering spirits to the heirs of salvation, but the preaching of the gospel is given to us as believers as we have the authority over the earth as restored to us by Jesus! God tells us in the Word to preach the gospel to every creature…! So when God tells us to say something to someone then we cannot ask an angel to speak for us for it is our responsibility to speak and do what God says to!

      JBT knows Russian so what he spoke to the girl was right from the Holy Spirit, and the truth set her free!

      The lesson is that no matter what we feel or think, or dont feel or think we need to step out in faith and speak and do what God says! Then and only then will the power of God manifest to heal, deliver, restore, fill, save and bring peace and joy!

      God says warning commands in the Word: QUENCH NOT THE SPIRIT; GRIEVE NOT THE SPIRIT OF GOD! DONT THROW COLD WATER IN THE MOVE OF THE HOLY SPIRIT FOR SINS AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT GOD DOES NOT TAKE LIGHTLY!

      I PRAY THAT JESUS MAKE AND KEEP US VERY SENSITIVE TO THE HOLY SPIRIT TO BE LED BY HIM, QUICKENED BY HIM, AND FILLED WITH HIM TO OVERFLOWING!

      THERE IS A SONG ( PLEASE ASK JBT NEXT TIME TO SING IT) ” COME HOLY SPIRIT I NEED YOU; COME SWEET SPIRIT I PRAY; COME IN YOUR STRENGTH AND YOUR POWER; COME IN YOUR OWN SPECIAL WAY!”

  73. Did you see the insanity Agent Orange spewed this afternoon. Can’t someone DO anything to get him to see reason?? he even had fake props!

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    1. I heard about it, and he is a totally unreasonable person who has departed from the truth, is spewing lie after lie after lie! I think he wants to spread confusion so people dont trust the election when in reality some of those states counted and recounted 5 times, totally secure and witnessed and on surveillance cameras 24/7! The ONE trying to STEAL the election unjustly is the orange BLOB, NOT Biden!

      I bind all the blobs ranting demons in Jesus name and pray it boomerangs on the blob himself!

    1. The orange blob is INSANITY incorporated! He needs to go YESTERDAY! DOES THE TERM “BABBLING IDIOT” ring a bell?! We throw out rotten fruit, and orange blob is full of rotten fruit! OUT IN THE GARBAGE HE GOES!…

  77. Well, he’s practicing his kick. It seems he can still get his ankle as high as his ear. I don’t have bail money, Rev. Rocket…..

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    1. No worries, it will be a FAITH KICK…much more POWERFUL than a regular one!! No bail money needed, only praises to God for the END result! Wow, up to the ear… well that old orange blob will go a Flyin’! Hahahahaha

  78. I have Trump fatigue! somebody shut him up PLEASE! I hope this cartoon becomes reality. I think the cute little “P” Putin’s shirt is precious.

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  79. PLEASE, JBT, do it now. I can’t STAND it anymore. And someone please take that twitter account away. He is a disgrace. I can’t take it anymore Rev. Rocket!

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    1. I hear you! The orange blob is a menace to society as we know it. While many fight to live with the virus Mr. I cant do anything right tweets nonsense through the night. He might be surprised how much better he would feel off the drugs. Look to Jesus and bind all of the garbage and praise Jesus for the answer! God is GREATER!

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